Hey, you know, some of us work really hard. Rain, snow, sleet…no matter how tired or sick I may feel, I drag myself out of bed and to the office every damn day so that I can post to the Dope. Dedication, baby.
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hosts don’t read
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seriously, don’t read
mahnamahna
Ouch, bad news about the front page question to Cecil. I wonder if it will serve as an inspiration
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HOSTS, DAMMIT! STOP READING!!!
Why, whatever are you talking about?
Hey, don’t get me wrong. All of the quirks for this party were thought up on my employer’s dime! 
If only I got paid hourly and that was really true. 
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Although I don’t really need it
Because I’m not going to say anything specific
But just in case: Party III Hosts! Do not read! Go away! Scram!
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There, that should be enough, I think.
Diomedes, I’ll put up a list of them after I get guessed. You’ve missed some, but then again, you apparently found some that I didn’t put in! 
Hosts: you know the drill.
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Am I the only one who thinks fluiddruid’s quirk is exceedingly easy?
Hosts: skedaddle.
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Nope, I thought it would be one of the first guessed. twickster’s guess wasn’t too bad, but I wonder if they’re trying to outthink themselves.
I just don’t think I’ll be playing any more games like this. First game I played, I had to use a pair of homophones in each post, then misuse homonyms, . . . I dread to think of what I 'd be assigned next. (No, I don’t really think it’s deliberate. On the other hand, I don’t think I’d do very well at guessing.)
I just gave the hosts a pretty big hint, just for the sake of sporting. Let’s see if it helps them.
I’m sorry Eureka. I didn’t think to check anyone’s prior quirks to ensure some variety for people.
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Mine was pretty easy. The advice columnist thing–it was fun. Maybe I’ll get a super challenging one next time I do it.
And I jsut gave them an even bigger one. I didn’t realize your wuirk would be this difficult to both post and guess, but it makes sense. Usually, one would think that the more difficult it is to compose a post, the easier it would be to guess (based on the obvious variances from normal speech).
Hosts: If you snoop, I’ll severely chastise you.
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Seriously, stop reading.
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YOU ALREADY GUESSED ME!!!
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OneCentStamp:
Can’t use the verb to be?
You [blank] correct. It [blank] trickier than you’d think.
DiggitCamara, so totally joking in the other thread. 
Hosts: Seriously, there’s no reason to search me anymore. Just stop it!
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Diggit Camera
[spoiler]Really! Likes! Exclamation! Points!!!
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No problem. I guessed as much. And, on the other hand, how can you prove you’re a salesman unless you can overcome hostile attitudes of your customers?
Nope. I’m just doing that to throw the hosts off my track.
This is a test.
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You fail.
My last post applies to DiggitCamara as well as Diggit Camera whom I just made up.
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Okay, I’m going to be needing help now. I can handle my quirk just fine, but bbs2k is going to be asking me questions about military service, about which I know precisely dick. I only answered in the affirmative because it suits my character, and do they ever need the help if they’re going to have a chance. My answers need to be credible.
He’s asking if I was close to combat. Can I just say “No, I was stationed in Germany” or somesuch? Can someone make up a short military background for me? Just a few years of service in the mid-nineties, like I said in the thread.