It’s got gore!
It’s got zombies!
It’s got evil babies!
It’s got Demons on Quasars!
It’s got the most inane and lifeless dialog you should ever hope to hear!
What does you most memorable Bad Movie[sup]TM[/sup] have?
I think the movie about Ed Wood sums it up! 
It’s pure crap!
It’s got models exploding!
It’s got senseless nudity!
It’s got exceedingly half-assed attempts at social commentary!
It’s got a post-apocalyptic future that happened LAST YEAR!
Rikki-o aka: Riki-Oh, aka: The Story of Ricky
It’s got gore!
It’s got exploding heads!
It’s got intestinal strangulation!
It’s got x-ray death views!
It’s got no acting whatsoever!
It’s got an evil prison warden that eats candy out of his glass eye!
It’s a classic!
Julia and Julia
It’s got a woman with two lives!
It’s got scenes where passion leads to confusion!
It’s got Sting underacting!
It’s got Kathleen Turner overacting!
It’s got sets rejected from a porn movie!
It’s got three quarters of a sensible plot!
It’s got the greatest crap trailer ever!
It is the last word in trash.
Let’s give them credit, they were at least five-eighths assed.
Starcrash!
It’s got Marjoe Gortner as the android savior of the galaxy(Better casting than Schwartzenegger as the Terminator, if you ask me)!
It’s got David Hasselhoff and Caroline Munro (in her prime, hubba hubba)!
It’s got Christopher Plummer as the “Emperor of the Galaxy” who gets to deliver the line: “Imperial Battle Cruiser… Stop the flow of time!”
It’s got an evil space flagship shaped like a giant hand!
It’s got space battles where soldiers are launched in oildrum-like missiles to board spacecraft after crashing through their windows!
It’s written and directed by Lewis Coates, writer/director of the legendary Lou Ferrigno Hercules, and writer of Hercules II (he’s like the Ed Wood of the late '70s/early '80s)!