For those of you who replied to my thread In My Humble Opinion about wanting my wife to wear a red bustier and hose, be advised, I have seen the error of my ways. For Christmas my wife recieived from her friend Sue a really nice pair of satin pajamas. She looks really good lounging around in them, she’s comfortable in them and happy too. This has worked out really well for me. I envision an alternate reality where an unwanted gift is thrown at me and my wife cries and cries and I’m a goat until about June and I don’t get as much as I got in high school. I really wish that I could take credit for the outcome but all I did was poll the Teeming Millions before I did something really stupid. All the other pieces just fell into place in my favor. Go figure. Thanks guys, you kept me from making an ass out of myself!!!
No, let me modify.
She wears it once. And gives you a look that says ‘this thing feels like someone’s grabbing my boobs all the time…and not in a good way’.
Then the box sits there mocking you for YEARS.
I’m glad it ended up happy.
Ooh, satin pajamas? Nice!
So what did you do with the bustier? 
He left the bustier in the store where it belongs, because we all told him it was a bad, bad idea to bring it home.
So, can we all pitch in and buy it for Gozu’s conspiracy nut college girl? I’ve got plenty of film.
Very nice. You’ve got her in sexy underthings that she’s going to wear because a friend gave it to her. Maybe next year a “friend” can get her the stockings and hose, so she’ll feel obligated to wear it. 
No, GMR, she’s going to wear the jammies because they’re comfy. If a “friend” gets her a bustier and hose next Christmas, it’ll go in the “I hope she kept the receipt” pile, 'coz those are decidedly not comfy.
Honestly, with the understanding of women that tends to get displayed on this board, I sometimes wonder how you guys ever get laid at all. 
Comfortable women are sexy women. If you make your woman comfortable and make her feel cared for, she will “care for” you.
Send her friend roses as a thank you for making you see the errors of your ways.
Well, when I let the lil woman out of the kitchen, y’see…
After she’s done baking you a pie and getting you beers from the fridge, you mean.
That was a joke.
You can’t let em out of the kitchen.
Hey, I wanted a bustier and a garter slip and Cuban-heel hose this year. They have a really nice retro collection in Frederick’s. Of course, I didn’t get 'em.
Then how do they buy more food to make more pies and bring you more beer? How do they take care of all the children? Wash your clothes? Fix themselves up all nice and pretty?
What sort of kitchen do you have?
Oh, they get out from time to time. But then they get all uppity and stuff.
I find that what you gotta do is take 'em out when they’re really sleepy … so they don’t have as much success of escaping. Also when it’s cold and they’re barefoot (and pregnant, preferably).
But this is not so easy to do in the summer. I guess that’s why we have barbecue.
[hijack] My first thought when I saw this thread title was commercial where the guy is drinking a beer, but talking in a girl’s voice, and she describes a “leather bustier. It lifts and seperates.” (it was about credit card fraud, I think) [/hijack]
I know what you’re talking about, liirouge. It was about identity theft, and how you don’t have to worry about it with some credit card, American Express, maybe?
I buy my own “cake”…