Forging a new life #1 - what does a Private Investigator want to see on a resume?

Hey, I’m applying for work at a private investigation office. Based on what I know so far, I’ve got the more essential skills. Can anyone tell me what I should emphasize on my resume to sound like the complete package?

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IANAPI, but I would imagine some important skills would be:

  • Attention to detail and background processing boring minutae manually.
  • Resourcefulness and ability to think on one’s feet
  • Experience handling issues of confidentiality and high-maintenance customer service

Technically proficent with cameras, camcorders, digital laser microphone uplinks, etc.

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