wuwuwuwuwuw there was this guy and i went up to him and said hey who are you and then he turned into a bloadted cow and then he exploded and candy came out and a guy came up and ate a tootsie roll and he said WOOOOOOOOOOOO and ran away
i am the king of th ebritons bow before me hey hey hey hey hey
what if motorcycles had air conditioners and what if there was a radio-coffe mug and my hand got ketchup from the hamburger an sphere from the outside looking of the inside of it…
its funny when guys are cheerleaders
there is a guy i know at roths and his name is kevin and i say hi to him because i know his name because he wears a nametag cause he works there
and i bought a bunch of PLASTIC FORKS from him and forked somebody’s yard and they couldn’t get them out
TURKEY
I’m tired
Yes, indeed…
I remember my first bong-hit like it was only yesterday.
I’m sorry. So very very sorry.
All your base are belong to us.
This is why I prefer to stick to alcohol. Nobody notices when I post drunk. I think.
The trick is to never post while sober. That way people won’t notice a difference.
Is the yard done yet? I’m huungry.
Yeah, whens the yard gonna be done? I haven’t eaten a good grilled yard in a long time.