A couple of gay ones:
For the cerebral sort of chap:
http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/faggots.htm
and for the more relaxed homosexual:
http://www.universalshopping.com/baspoofchair1.html
(you may need to get a Brit to expalin that one)
and finally this stadium is quite remarkable (and ideal for Arsenal)
http://www.indianablast.com/games/kuntz.htm
Man, that other guy must’ve been hung like a rhino.