Spotted these today when I was out with some friends. I didn’t know it was legal to do that anywhere in the US but NV. 
Oh I don’t know. It could be worse… you could get
one of these instead!!!
Oh my God! It’s a pussy purse! Even worse, it’s a midi of Whiter Shade of Pale!
I don’t get it.
The name of the product is “Horlicker” pronounced, I’m guessing, the same as “whore licker.” Now, do you get it?
Horlicks/Whore licks
Horlicks is more commonly enjoyed wet, at least in Canada.
Say the brand name aloud. If that doesn’t help, try again, but pause between the syllables.
Yeah, how do these two things go together?
This isn’t the best shot but in the store the top of the bag doesn’t go as high as these but the part below the banner… well I just can’t bring myself to buy these.
Advisors lovingly admire the length of Saddam’s weapon.
Actually, I saw several of these elephant-head hats on TV at the Republican National Convention. Some of them had the ears done up in stars-and-stripes.
It’s just a name, nothing to get riled over. There’s a high school in Racine Wisconsin (halfway between Chicago and Milwaukee) named Racine Horlick. One of the 7 astronauts killed in the last Shuttle disaster went to high school there as a matter of fact.
And who’d want to lick a whore anyway.
but that pussy purse. Eeeoooow.
I seem to recall someone wrote a parody song to the tune of the “Muppet’s Theme”.
And you picked up on the name too? Planters Nuts in chocolate 
Actually, I’ve seen a complaint to Planter’s that the nut cut in half and the “shaft” of chocolate on the package so much resemble man bits that Planter’s had to have known it and are bent on subtroverting the minds of our young people, etc, etc.
Now when I see the bags in the store I can’t help but do this: :rolleyes: . If it hadn’t been for her, I would have never come up with that on my own.
But I like Horlicks!
Cold winter nights, with nothing to warm yourself except a nice hot Horlicks…
Oh err…
Carefully look at what this kid’s holding. I’ve eaten a lot of this stuff (my Dad got a busted case from work and he gave me a ton), and I always felt dirty.
I’ve always thought these qualify. They even have blinking red lights at the, uh, tips.