Fount of Eternal Life? How about the Fount of Eternal Stupidity?

Eternal, what an ignorant wanker you are.

Next time I have to go down to the morgue and identify a body
(in this case, my mother, who died of an intentional drug/alcohol overdose), maybe you should come along. Believe me, it’s something you’ll never forget.

Eternal, are you for real?

And your spelling sucks, too.

It’s awkward, you silly git.

People do die from pill overdoses.

From here:

It would be incorrect of you to say that, in attempting suicide with pills, one is guaranteed to survive.

And while this may be rude, I think you deserve it. Since you seem to be the high-and-mighty arbiter of “proper” suicide, how do you suggest it be done?

I’m not even touching the elderly comment.

Yeah, I was going to say that I felt Eternal was slightly insensitive, and incoherent, but to deserved the benefit of teh doubt.

You are a moron, and an insensitive asshole. You do not come into a thread specifically asking for sympathy and help to give that kind of opinion.

If it had been a less personal GD or GQ discussion on the psychology or ethics of suicide, then a less cryptic version of your post may have been appropriate. Not that thread.

Jerk.

Obviously she didn’t really want to die or she wouldn’t have survived. Is that it? Was that the point?

Like Meatros, I too wanted to give the benefit of the doubt thinking that the intent was along the lines of “many attempts are a call for help when words fail.” But upon re-reading the comments, I can find no such intention. It does look very much like someone who thinks that a woman’s suicide attempt is just a display of melodrama.

Do some reading Eternal

Really? I’m sure that the families of the 5,741 American women who killed themselves in 1999 would beg to differ.

Note: Yes, there is a discrepancy between successful suicides in male-female stats (“successful” meaning the person succeeded in dying.) Primarily because men will use more violent means to end their lives. Their intentions of self-destruction are the same.

This is the e-mail I sent to eternal.

I was goona keep it private & personal, but since it was already sent, what the hell?

Up yours, clownskull.

Eternal Jackass,
There are so many things I would like to say to you right now, but I am so disgusted by you that I can’t put it in words. When my best friend in high school (a girl, mind you) tried to kill herself (again with the pills! A 150ct. bottle of Tylenol, washed down with a bottle of Jack Daniels), it was both a suicide attempt and a plea for attention. The only reason she’s still alive today is because her mother heard her going into convulsions. When people are desperate to do something like this, they will look for any available avenue and take it.

Oh, and this little comment:

[quote]
but don’t ask me to reserve such sympathy for the elderly. You’ve had your time, old man!

[quote]

has got to be the most purposely inflammatory thing I’ve read in a while. Granted, everyone’s allowed to have their own opinions, but in my opinion, you’re an ass.

When did I say that pills gaurantee that someone will live? The reason they’re so popular is that one has a substantially higher probability of surviving, as is demonstrated by many a celebrity story on ET and hundreds of suicide victims in countless television dramas.

I don’t know that I have the energy to go on with this heated exchange of ideas, but since this is a Pit thread I should also add: whore bitch in the cunt ass, dick dick in the douche chowder

So… Eternal - up to your old tricks again? Wore out your welcome at the IIDB (and gods knows where else) and now you’re spouting your filth here too?

Nice.

What’s the IIDB? It has a fairly menacing acronym, so I get the feeling I should have been there.

I get it…this is a joke, right? You’re not really this fucking retarded, you’re just a 12-year-old looking for attention by being an ass to the father of a girl who attempted suicide, yes?

Grow up, shithead.

Sorry, Eternal, but when you start using Entertainment Tonight as your reference material, you’ve lost.

Thank you for playing. You will receive some very nice complimentary gifts from our asshole appreciation committee.

Ah, so you are a self-righteous ass.

  1. I read the thread, and responded. I saw your comment and thought “well, he’s either an ignorant fool or he’s being sarcastic. But then, it is getting rather late, so maybe I’m just reading his comment wrong.”

  2. I saw that I, in fact, was not seeing things, and that in point of fact other people took issue with what you had to say. I, for my part, was far too tired and given to the night (i.e. sleep) to properly Pit you, so during the 30 minutes before the board went down for maintenance (and I’d hoped to post it earlier than that, but my brain was walking uphill both ways, so to speak) I wrote a rather brief and simple OP, which you have now seen.

  3. What I wanted you to say was either why you said what you said or that you were sorry. I didn’t spend my time in bed thinking “I wonder if Eternal will say X or Y to my pit thread”. To be perfectly honest, I posted the thread and, IIRC, went straight up to bed.

  4. You assign far too much importance regarding yourself in my eyes. Just look at the responses of mine in this thread. If I’d been that bent on knowing what you’d say I’d probably have emailed you or something. I didn’t exactly pre-write a flame or script for possible scenarios that might play out.

  5. You, however, have merely added fuel to the fire. “I’m sorry she couldn’t kill herself properly” indeed. You are aware that the girl in question is human and not artificial intelligence, yes? And that her mother has read your comment and, if nothing else, the comments it’s spawned? Perhaps you’d like to be even more of a prick than you’ve already established yourself to be? We might as well set you up at the house of Weights and Measures. “Nope, not tall enough to be a prick, and his head isn’t shaped quite right. Go eat about five pounds more bullshit and stick your head in a blender and you’ll be closer.”

SHE USED COLD AND ALLERGY MEDICINE, YOU UNMITIGATED SHITSUCKER! Benadryl and Sudafed. Hardly a recipe for death. In my opinion, having dealt extensively with people in similar situations to norinew’s daughter, either she truly didn’t know what she was doing in the manner of how to properly kill herself (which I think is more fortunate than anything else), or it was a cry for help. In neither case is it your place to assume she didn’t want to die, since you seem to know about as much about this sort of situation as a rhinoceros knows about the betting pools in Atlantic City.

Oh, well thanks. It’s really heart-warming to know that my cousin’s suicide is “something of a tragedy”. And all those people whose deaths I cited in my second post in that thread, the ones who deaths I’d heard about before, often within days of them happening … do they add up to a whole tragedy, or maybe even two?

Wow, that would be amusing if it weren’t so unrepentingly assholish.

Suck shit, you festering pus-filled carcass.

Your points are many and well-presented. I am forced to concede that I am an duckfucker. But I feel the need to end this thread on a happy note: Jesus loves puppies, and puppies love him.

Eternal I think you might have misread part of the registration agreement. You might want to note this oh-so-subtle difference:

“don’t be a jerk.” Note that this is a statement commanding each member not to be a jerk, as opposed to heavily favoring the opposite behavior, mastery of which you have so skillfully displayed in this forum and at least one other.

Easy to reverse? Slow-acting killer? and finally SHE KNEW IT?? That’s an assumption that has NO evidence behind it.:rolleyes:

You seem ignorant and young, if you really believe this shit.

Unfounded opinion after unfounded opinion, based on sever ignorance!

The reason they are so popular, IMHO has to do with the ease in getting them and that they aren’t quite as painful as slitting ones wrists and what not. Not to mention, if you do take a 60+ pills you aren’t looking to live.

I’m already pretty sure you are dead-set in believing the tripe you believe, but I still have to ask:

Why do you believe these things? Are you actually saying that you honestly believe men, based solely on their methods of execution, are more fucking **serious ** about killing themselves than women?

Why?:rolleyes:

Did you ever think that maybe the reason pills are a popular method could be because their is not pain? The victim falls to sleep and then dies, no pain, no worries, and it’s not like when you have a gun in your hand-it isn’t a snap judgment. If you take a lot of pills, you have plenty of time to think about dying, as opposed to the poor person who pulls a trigger.

Have we reached the lowest common denominator? Wait, my turn.

Hey, Eternal! My dad’s bigger than your dad!

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