Wasn’t he canoodling with [del]Lipstick Owl[/del] Callista for six years before he finally divorced Wife #2? So yeah, he’s about due.
What, that thing in your eye? Lemme . . . [peers close] [backs away slowly] . . . Ermm, don’t worry, it’s nothing, nothing at all . . . Somebody call Homeland Security . . . No, the Air Force!
Y’know, more than few straight guys appreciate the end of the gut . . . Both ends, actually . . .