Newt Gingrich takes his fourth ‘no-adultery pledge’. Newt, head for the Pit.

The BBQ Pit
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I can’t stand this pompous asshole. Yet somehow, he’s becoming the darling of the “family values” sanctimonious, ditto-head, hypocritical shit-brains who vote Republican and seem to run the party.

Newt Gingrich takes his fourth ‘no-adultery pledge’

That has to be the headline of the year. Here’s a link:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/newt-gingrich-takes-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-205324872.html
Can somebody, anybody explain WTF is going on with this Republican primary race. I’ve never seen such a clown circus.

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If Gingrich does take the nomination, expect the Republicans to come out swinging with many stories about Obama’s (made up) infidelity. Stories will be floated, rumors started and “questions will be asked”. Gingrich won’t be part of it, but FOX News, Limbaugh and others will carry the water on this one. It’s the Republican way of fighting an election - take your prime weakness and make it your opponent’s by smearing, lying and insinuating.

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I don’t know if anyone will believe that, as most people have seen Michelle Obama’s arms. She is not some wimpy willow, and looks like she’d kick his ass if he strayed.

Specifically Karl Rove’s playbook, and he doesn’t like any of them, especially Newt.

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Is there like some kind of Pit thread-starting Pokémon contest that you’re in that we don’t know about?

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And WTF is that suppose to mean? Eat me!

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Of course he is. He has pledged four times, FOUR TIMES, not to commit adultery.

As far as I know, no one else has even done it more than once.

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Racist Bastard! Like all them Sistas gotta get up in there! (not sure which smiley to put here)

I’ll put them all…

:rolleyes::eek:;):D:smack::mad:

:cool:

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No one else has had to more than once. :smiley: I really hope it turns out he breaks it mid-campaign…

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Anyone know of any quality adult haircombing websites? Some guys are into feet, I’m into haircombing. If you have any amateur haircombing videos and are between the ages of 36 and 52 and are also Korean please pm me. Also pm me if you have dandruff and want tips on how to have sexy full luxurious hair.

bald people are not people at all.

—the brush

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Five times, then! And Gingrich is no Johnny-come-lately on the topic of marital fidelity. He has repeatedly stressed this issue, coming back to it many times throughout his career.

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I’ve probably seen weirder spam, but I can’t quite recall where or when.

Reported.

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Newt’s Elfin ears intrigue me.

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He’s gone, now, but I think I’ll let this one post of his stay around for comedy value.

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Indeed. That was the equivalent of me having a meeting at work, and suddenly the door bursts open, and maniac on a pogo stick, dressed as a giant styrofoam tea cup, hops round the table once, yells: “Yeehaw little doggies!” and disappears again, slamming the door shut behind him.
As for Newt…jeeeeez. Utterly, utterly ridiculous. Evilly ridiculous.

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Are his marriage vows being counted as a non-adultery pledge, or would that be a +1?

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Mr. President… oh boy this is awkward… is it true what they say about black guys? Down there?

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Mitt, is that you?

It’s twue! It’s twue!

To be fair, Newt has demonstrated his commitment to the sanctity of marriage by marrying the women he left his previous wives for.

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As Allesan and Miller have suggested, this post more than makes the thread.
I mean, we need a 50 year old Korean hair fetishist.

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I say let Gingrich sleep around all he wants as long as he signs a pledge to stay out of politics.

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Hey, at least we know Newt’s not an advocate of Sharia. He only marries them one at a time.