Fox News can go fuck themselves, too

While we’re on the subject of inappropriate news coverage: I was channel-flipping on Tuesday, looking for different camera angles, and happened to go by Faux, something I don’t normally do. The caption along the bottom of the screen: “Denny Hastert, Trent Lott taken to safety”.

Well, it’s very nice that the Speaker of the House and the Senate Minority Leader are in good hands. The top government officials should be, of course - whatever you think of the person, the office needs protection. But they didn’t mention the titles, just the names, and nicknames at that. And where, pray tell, was any mention of where the Senate Majority Leader was? Could they have overlooked mentioning him because he’s a Democrat? Could they have even brought themselves to say those maddening words “Tom Daschle taken to safety”, or would they rather have chewed broken glass first?

“Fox News: Fair and balanced: We report. You decide.”
OK, I’ve decided. You’re beneath scum. And so are people who believe that horseshit.

Yeah, fight the power, my man.
I just saw the ticker on Fox News. It read “Bush visits New York”. They didn’t even use his first name!

Oh wait, that completely negates your point. Sorry about that.

Channel flipping says it all! If you are constantly changing channels you can’t say, without reservation, that mention was not made of the Majority leaders safety.
Kindly cease to hug your party line and join the rest of us in putting aside our political opinions for the time being.Surely there are more important things for you to rant about than some percieved slight to a political position.

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Don’t worry; he’s found other important things to do, too.
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Doesn’t Stoid already have a, “When is it appropriate for me to Bush- and Conservative-bash again?” thread going? Didn’t you get the memo?

Hastert is in the line of succession to the presidency, while Daschle is not. Neither is Lott, but he has to be preserved as an example of really silly-looking hair.

Congratulations–this is easily the stupidest rant on the subject I’ve read so far. And, by the way, Elvis is dead as a doornail.

I hearby nominate this as the stupidest, incredibly worthless pit rant. Do you actually complain about little shit like this IRL?

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Oh, Elvie! Surely, this didn’t happen! Nicknames?

I tried to notify the FBI, but they hung up on me. But don’t worry. I won’t stop there. I’m going to stare at Fox on my TV screen and shoot squint-rays at them. Has anyone heard from Daschle? Is she okay?

Is partisan hatred so ingrained in the personalities of those who have replied to this post, as it is in the leadership of Fox News, that you cannot recognize its existence any longer? Can you not put it aside at a time when it matters most?

Do you have any concept of a community larger than yourselves, or indeed of a nation that rightfully includes people you tend to disagree with?

Can you hold your own in a reasoned discussion, or, like Milossarian, have you given up trying?

Apparently not.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

You are the one that is so ingrained in partisanship that you take the time to actually fucking notice that two democratic party members titles aren’t mentioned in a fucking news-ticker! It’s a fucking ticker! Brevity counts!

I had hopes you would reply and say “I admit it, I was a nit-picky, whiny little shitstain” but now I have absolutely zero fucking respect for you. I will never read a post you author again. Eat shit and die you piece of filth, you crud, you piss-lapping fucking dog.

Elvis. Dude. Sleep it off. Sleep off whatever substance put you in the mental state that prompted you to start this thread. This has got to be the weakest, most bizarre, most lame rant ever. Bitching over a news ticker?!?!? Get a grip.

FoxNews - hmmm…this is the network that regularly has Geraldine Ferraro on as a guest? And Patricia Ireland? Charles Rangel? And so many others Democrat figures? I just saw Gephardt in an extensive interview with (I think it was) Brit Hume yesterday. It was a very good interview, and I enjoyed hearing Gephardt’s point of view. Hume seemed to be appreciating Gephardt’s point of view too.

And just today, I heard the Fox newscaster refer to the United States of American by its nickname. Can you believe it? Shocking.

Elvis: you’ve completely lost it. Even in The Pit, I think folks expect some semblance of rationality. How about taking that nap suggested above?

Damn typo. United States of America. No n at the end.

I like you more when you’re posting as Seethuart.

Well, it’s not like Fox News is known as a reliable source.

But I agree, it’s starting to get old…

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Don’t you still owe me an apology from several months ago, when you completely misrepresented me in a GD thread, and got called on it by several posters?

You showed the full measure of your class and character then, Elvis. And you haven’t disappointed me since.

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I really must say, Milo, you are downright inspirational!

To all the conservatives out there…
This guy makes me ashamed to be a democrat. This is why people spit when they say liberal. If we could sweep our party clean of these idiots…well, I guess that’s why I love America - everybody, even the idiots, has the right to speak. Just as I have the right to ignore; I will surely do so in the future.

Extremists make the baby Jesus cry.

Monster, making me laugh while reading this thread is unfair. Don’t do that again.

ElvisL1ves said:

I’m thinking that ElvisCr0aked is having us on. I mean, surely he isn’t stupid enough to be this blatantly hypocritical in public.

C’mon, El, fess up–you’re just trollin’ here.