Fox News: God banned in Alabama

I expect this thread will end up better suited to the Pit than to anywhere else, but this post isn’t really much of a rant on my part. I’m more dumbfounded than enraged.

I don’t get much of my news from TV, so I hadn’t had a chance to form an opinion on Fox News’ “fair and balanced” and “we report, you decide” buisness. Then yesterday I managed to catch a few seconds of their segment on the recent kerfuffle in Alabama over the Ten Commandments monument in a state courthouse.

The headline? GOD BANNED.

What? A ruling that public display of a religious monument in a government courthouse violates the First Amendment constitutes banning God? I don’t even care if you agree with that take on the situation or not - can anyone seriously defend that characterization of it as unbiased reporting of the facts? Is Fox News really always like this? If they are, how can people possibly keep up all this “we report, you decide” stuff with a straight face?

When reached for comment, God said “Don’t take Fox News seriously.”

Better Headline:

FOX News Banned In World; GOD Smites Editors, Anchors, Staff, & Owner

God was a troll. He kept performing social experiments like “What’ll you do if I flood the earth!”

He also had a lot of sock puppets. Jesus, Holy Spirit, YHWH…it was just too much for us in Alabama.

We had our mods boot him out.

Wasn’t Fox News also one of those news stations that came out (oh, the puns. I slay me) with the headline “Science says Gays can go Straight”?

On the bright side, anyone who brings up this newest headline as truth can be re-educated. I wonder how long it will take fizzy’s mother…

I’m all for it!

Was it a News program or a News Analysis program? Big difference. The News Anaysis programs (like Hannity and Colmes) do not pretend to be objective, but rather to present a certain point of view.

If you watch O’Reilly, you will hear him agree that the monument should be removed. Ditto with Colmes, although Hannity will say it should stay.

Actually if you want to see real hysterical right-wing rant, go over to MSNBC for Scarborough Country.

It’s only fair. Satan’s been banned for a while now. Just, you know, let’s not start another trainwreck asking for God to be reinstated.

Please. ;j

According to the even more Fair and Balanced NewsMax, it was Hannity:

Was God being a jerk on the SDMB?

I am sooooo waiting for next week’s Onion headline.

How about banning Fox instead ?

Don’t they realize it’s futile? I mean sheesh, really, like an omnipotent being doesn’t have access to another ip address!

Tax God. Pritnear everthing else to which Mankind is devoted pays into the collective kitty. Make sure you get all three of 'em, too, no senior discounts or stuff about a ‘spirit’. :rolleyes:

Now you did it, the Lawyers are on their way!

They always have to accuse those who want separation of church and state as also being for “banning god”, making religion illegal, burning Christians at the stake, etc. I haven’t decided if it is deception or simply extreme stupidity.

That headline was neither fair nor balanced.

In other circumstances, I might be inclined to say it’s just sensational headline writing, and doesn’t disclose anything particular about an underlying bias.

But I’ve noticed that ALL of Fox’s “slips” are in the same direction, so I’m reluctant to extend that charitable construction their way.

This was an excellent example of poor journalism.

  • Rick

“Public Display of Religious Monument in Government Courthouse Found to Violate First Amendment” didn’t fit across the screen.

So they went with the second best choice.

That’s not what I’m talking about; this was the little headline graphic they ran at the bottom of the screen, and although I didn’t watch for very long, it sure looked like a news program and not news analysis.

Got any examples? I’m just morbidly fascinated by this. I’d heard liberal types taking shots at Fox News before (“We Distort, You Deride”) but I really never imagined the bias would be so blatant…

On the other hand, some people’s reaction would be:

“God banned? Excelllleeent.”

Julie