I dunno; making fun of it would almost be redundant. I’m not sure even there’s even any room left for parody.
Oh, crap. Does this mean they can make me marry some gay guy? Is it only in Alabama?
elucidator: If you get him pregnant.
As for news or analysis… I think the complaint was not that it was slanted, more than it was lying!
Well, I watched the last bit of Fox’s 2PM show and the host had a short monologue in which he chastized the judge for not complying with the court order. Don’t recall the host’s full name: John something-or-other.
Hannity is an admitted religious, conservative Republican. Like I said earlier, you’ll get the same line from Scarborough on MSNBC.
Yup, sorry, that’s what it means. Not only that but on your wedding night, you can only moan "Oh, ***, oh ***.
Banned name!
I will trademark the word “God” and sue Fox News, Jerry Falwell, and all award winners and Superbowl team members who use it without my consent.
In other news, Jesus was traded to the Cardinals for a 3rd round draft pick and some water-into-wine.
Maybe they could just modify the monument. Chisel out the 10 Commandments part and put in “The 10 Things People Ought Try and Fail Miserably At” or “The 10 Recommendations”.
Just change it to “8 Simple rules for dating my Teenage Daughter,” have ABC sponser it, and there you go!
First mistake–you watched tv.
Well, I don’t speak for the entire Left, but he’s got me pegged.
*Shh! *
I think it would make a nice sidebar headline under a photo of the “God Banned!” announcement:
“FOX News renders parody pointless”
Remember the Bishop to be affair? He was accused of being part of an organization that had ties to a website that linked to another site that later put up erotic pictures. He was also accused of… uh… basically invading some guy’s personal space by shaking someone’s his hand too firmly at a public function and patting him on the shoulder.
Fox’s report? It was something like “…he has been accused of molestation and involvement in gay porn.”
Sigh.
And people compare this to CNN?
Oh dear!
Paul “Bear” Bryant banned in Alabama?
The shame.
God banned?
They must have one hell of a mod.
Now you realize we’ve been telling the truth all along!
Hold on now, they’re still appealing to the Supreme Court, so the ban of God isn’t completely in effect.
Also keep in mind that there have been many other states that have banned God. Of course, once God, the ground of All Being was banned, the state ceased to exist in the space-time continuum and we no longer have any remembrance of those states.
And so the moral of the story is: Alabama’s banning of God ain’t such a bad thing.
Manhattan, is that you?