No, I think to ban God you have to be an administrator. Ed probably has to do something like that.
corndog man, now look here: some shit just ain’t funny. We take that kind of thing real serious 'round here. 
moriah, nice.
“Smithers, who is that omnipotent diety?”
“That’s Yahweh, sir. Sector 7-G.”
“Yahweh, eh? I’ll bide my time… and then I’ll ban him like a bug!”
Oh, why bide my time? Smithers, have God beaten to a pulp.
God was such a master of irony and satire couldn’t we just issue a warning? God was a bit unruly in the Old Testament, but seemed to shape up and follow board rules in the Newer one.
Nah, we had to ban him outright. Coldfire didn’t have the cojones to warn the Almighty, so they had to call Manhattan off the bench.
“Who is the omnipotent diety?”
That’d be Dr. Atkins, if he comes back from the grave.
“God Banned Pending Appeal to US Supreme Court” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus explaining it would confuse Shepard Smith Linda Vester.
Alabama can’t ban God, half the portable sign market in our state would collapse. Flea markets, pawn shops, used car dealers, and liquor stores can’t be expected to carry the load alone. Where would we be without the brilliant roadside minimalist poetry of:
“Know God, Know hope
No God, No hope”
and the profound enlightenment conveyed once a couple of the letters get lost or stolen as they always do:
“K ow od, Know hop
No God, o hope”
Bah. I saw a church sign in Kentucky that could eat your sign for lunch.
“Jesus U R Gr8”
Julie
I laughed til it hurt. Ouch! You knucklehead! Ma be i 's a S the n t ing. High winds, or slovenly neglect? Well, ah reckon itus the first one 'bout five years ago…
How exactly do you do that? Issue a restraining order prohibiting God from going within 500 yds of the state line?
–Patch
God was banned? But he was so polite!
Collounsbury banned from SDMB. Then God banned from Alabama. Coincidence? I wonder…
Child’s play. I once saw a sign that read
MISSISSIPPI BURNING
with love for Jesus
OK, Phase One is complete, God is banned from Alabama, move to Phase Two. Everybody ready?
Homo Agenda, you got those “How to be a Queer” handbooks ready? Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you, in Alabama they spell “queer” with a “W”! Goddessdammit, you guys make this tough! You got half the darned English majors in the country, but you can’t do this one little…
Secular humanists, ready to go? Lesbian feminists, person your battlestations! Got the “Scooby Doo” condoms ready to ship? Double check that, last time you morons shipped a bunch of Japanese condoms to Texas, ruptured half the high school football teams in the state!
But the final proof of God’s presence in our lives is this sign:
C H _ _ C H
What’s missing? U R!
The feds are prepared to use a 1920’s style supreme being elimination ray I hear.
Can’t…kill…God… Supreme… Being… Circuits… Overloading…
Oh, and a chisel on the first four commandments. Since when is removing a recently plopped down religious symbol, “banning God.”
I liked the old US, with scantily clad women on the coins and pilgrim hats. Well, maybe not that old.