Fox Trot 7/3

Anyone figured out the jumble in today’s Fox Trot?

Aside from the first one:

Paige. I really don’t think this warrants a spoiler, but I’m just being safe

I have no idea. I’m too lazy to turn on the hard science part of my brain on this Sunday morning, so I’m just asking for some help for those dopers who have their hard science hard wired.

Thanks,
milquetoast

Paige displays abnormal stupidity

It “lepton” him.

Thanks, Biffy!

So there wasn’t even that much hard science involved. Damn, I’m too lazy on this Sunday morning.