Fraudulent Coworker

There’s a guy working for our institution whom I’ll refer to as “Fred Jones.” He’s 55 years old and has worked here for about 7 years. Fred doesn’t actually work at our primary location; he works in a small satellite office adjacent to a large Air Force base.

We do a lot of contract work for the Air Force (primarily R&D), and Fred’s job is basically marketing. He’s supposed to contact potential government customers to gather & present information and (hopefully) win us some contracts.

Fred is pretty much worthless. He has no technical expertise in anything (he’s not even an engineer) and he’s made little (if any) valuable contacts. He’s also paid a very large salary and racks up huge dinner, travel, and hotel bills. I’ve met him on 4 or 5 occasions, and he appears to be a shyster.

Fred should be fired. But our institution has an overly-compassionate culture, and it’s an ultra-rare occurrence for anyone to get terminated for anything.

Anyway, Fred has “PhD” and his business card says “Dr. Fred Jones” on it, as does the sign on his office door. At conferences his nametag says “Dr. Fred Jones.” And as with any other company, our salaries are commensurate with experience and degree level.

On a business trip last year I paid a visit to Dr. Jones. While in his office I glanced at the degrees on his wall. He apparently got his PhD in Business from California Coast University. Hmmm, never heard of that school. So I did some checking… CCU is what’s known as a “degree mill,” and is not accredited by any organization recognized by the U.S. Education Department. A google search turned up lots of interesting stuff, including a charge that this “university” only employees four full-time people. Here’s one story from many.

This pisses me off to no end. I don’t have a PhD, but I work with some who do, and each had to work their ass off for it. Worse yet, I found out our institution paid the tuition! Didn’t someone check to see if this mail-order outfit was, um, accredited?!

Besides me, there’s only one other person who knows about this (that is, other than “Dr.” Jones.)

Grrr… :mad:

Funny, they don’t even list a PhD of any kind in their list of programs on their website.

You could try to freak him out by showing him stories like this.

Maybe he’s a Love Doctor. [cure 70’s porn soundtrack]

erm… cue

I’d probe him (verbally) about the schools football team, campus, professors, etc., all in front of his boss.

Think ‘‘What color is the boathouse at Stafford?’’ or whatever that Ronin reference was.

That sort of PhD actually stands for “Pile high (and) Deep.”

Sounds like your dear Fred is fairly ornamental.

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Well, you’d probably be best served to hold off on sticking your dick in his ass and screaming '‘Who started at right tackle in ‘98’’ for now at least. Might be a tad overkill.

They must have recently dropped their “PhD” program, because I’m certain it was a PhD diploma.

After a few minutes of googling I found out a Richard Brasefield also got his “PhD” from CCU, as did David P. Toombs. So yea, they probably dropped it…

From the linked story

Sounds like an anonymous tip to your HR department might be in order.

Huh. Maybe the company wanted a bullshit PhD so it looks good to those government types (who aren’t necessarily the brightest lights on the Christmas tree). It lends an air of credibility.

But what a cheesy muthafucka anyhoo.

A co-consultant has his engineering degree from MIT. Not that all his skills are quite there yet, not to mention the personal interaction abilities, but boy does the company ever like to flaunt his resume about to those that would consider our services.

You never know, the company may take this seriously. The CFO of a large software company (think latin for truth, or Harvards motto…) was forced to resign after some scandal about his academic credentials.

And I’d just like to say that this is not the case with every company. I’m just sayin, is all…

I don’t think you can do anything. I mean, if you don’t already have the political juice to be able to have a quiet conversation with someone imortant… it’s probably a lost cause.

I’ve had to deal with a couple of similar situations. Basically, I just gossiped with people I trusted and hoped the frauds would crash and burn on their own. They never did, the bounded every higher, and left bodies in their wake.

How do I get one of those PHDs?

Damnation. What a great idea.

Time to hit google for a diploma mill.

I wanna be a fraudulent “Doctor” too!