Freaking lenient administrators!!

J’accuse!

Here I post the anti-“you guys are meanies for banning X” rant. I say instead that you people are too easy on these assholes. Morons like xanakis and others run rampant on these boards, wasting time, resources, and bandwith with their idiotic behaviors and holier-than-thou defenses. I say, ban them all and let God (or the IPU) sort them out!!

This is not a democracy. You are not judges granting defendants due process. You are dictators. Dictate, damnit!! What percentage of newbies who start out badly turn out to be good long-term posters? 5%? 10%? Collateral damage!!

Fire, death, destruction. That is the real way to administer a message board! Unless, of course, I’m the victim!

Sua

Kill them all; the IPU will recognize her own!

When they came for SuaSponte, there was no one left to speak.

But there was a really cool pathway of severed heads!

If I ever put a message board up, I’m tapping Sua as a mod.

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Ohhh, c’mon ladyfoxfyre, you know you want him.

dff and fox-y
sittin’ in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g!

d&r

dff? wtf? djf.

Dammit, we keep hearing you Mods are Nazis and Commies-start booting, dammit!

:wink:

Anyone with less than 48 posts should be banned.

Oh, oh.
No, wait. I made it.

Man, that was too close.

Actually, I always liked the proposed rule that no one be allowed to post until they have 50 posts, so we can tell if they’re a festering pox on the world or not.

Sorry, Slip, you still need two more posts before you can post.

[sub]Apologies to Alphagene, who’s idea it was originally.[/sub]

Yes! Bring on the Year of the Skulls! Let Kali rule the Board! Ban everyone, then have them re-apply for admission, with an acceptable resume (CV, for you Brits), references, clean criminal background check, and drug test required for re-registration!

Katmandi!!! I am appalled at the suggestion.

Actually I just think it’s funny, sort of like Batman marrying the Joker, or some other arch-enemy combination.

Yeah! If you’re not on drugs, you shouldn’t even be allowed to read the board, much less post to it!

Drugs are bad, m’kay?

“Let the rest of the universe burn, I don’t care…” - Londo Mollari, Babylon 5

Esprix

now you want to fucking marry me

oh…i mean…

Now you want to fucking marry me?

and werent batman and the joker both men?
kinky foxy, but you are a bit TOO masculine for my tastes

Let it go, kids. It’s getting dull.

If you engage in any further junior high school antics like this, we’ll ban you both back to the Q-Link age.

Actually, Alphagene, I think in this case it was my fault. I egged both of them on when I said:

It was a cheap shot, and troll bait. Sorry about that.

I’m still trying to get over the image of the Joker marrying Batman.

…which one will wear the gown, d’you suppose…?

I dunno for sure, but I have no doubt that Robin will be a bit miffed. Oh, he was just Batman’s “ward”, eh? Yeah, right, sure he was.