Freakouts of the Right

The Full List (234 entries, so far):

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“After I acted like a fascist, racist, grifter, libs are preventing me from getting a job!” “But Her Emails!” “Elitist Obama mentioning aurugula to a bunch of Iowan farmers who planted…. Aurugula.” “Happy Holidays!” “Hey ho, hey ho Western Civ has got to go!”
“I have a wide stance!” “Leslie Stahl is being mean to Trumpie!” “Let’s Go, Brandon!” “Liberal/Woke/Gay Agenda” “Liberals are why we X!”
“Locker Room Talk” “Sharia Law is coming!” “Shut up and dribble!” “Socialized medicine has incredible wait times!” “Tax and Spend Democrats”
“The Debates are unfair!” “Thoughts and Prayers” as a response for every shooting in America “White Replacement Theory” (Carlson) “White Supremacy is a hoax” (Carlson) “You didn’t build that”
THE MLK quote 2021 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Protest Abortion ACORN AIDS
Amend the Constitution so that Arnold S/Elon M can be President! Anti McCainism Anti McCainism Antifa Anti-Fauci
Anti-LGBTQ Anti-Trans AOC Arnold becomes a RINO because of masks Austerity (Debt Ceiling debate 2013)
Avocado toast as an example of Millennial ‘waste’ Baby Formula to illegal immigrants Benghazi Beyonce mentions BLM, police brutality in a 2016 Super Bowl performance Biden’s dementia (compared to man, woman, person, camera, TV)
Big Bird Birth Certificate Birth Control BLM BLM/Antifa has destroyed Portland/Seattle/Minneapolis/NYC!
Blue Lives Matter/Thin Blue Line/Police fetishism Book bans Border Security Boycotting Heinz Ketchup because of John Kerry’s wife. Bundy/BLM
Cancel Culture Caravans Cardi B’s WAP Central Park Five Child smuggling in furniture (in general, actually)
Cocaine Orgies College Speakers Comicsgate Common Core Communism
Confederate Statues Constant misuse of Born in the USA COVID Vaccine Crisis Actors CRT
David Hogg Death Panels Doctor Suess estate removing books Dominion Voting Machines Duke Lacrosse scandal
Ebonics Elian Gonzalez Ellen Degeneres Elon Musk will bring Freedumb to Twitter! French Fries (Freedom Fries)
Gamergate Gay Marriage Gender-Neutral Restrooms Genders George Floyd
George Soros George Zimmerman Gillette (said toxic masculinity is bad in a 2019 ad, toxic whining ensued) Gold Star Family fight Government shutdowns in 2013, 2017, 2018
Greta Thunberg Ground Zero Mosque Gun fetishism Ha! There was a trucker protest in 2013, too! Hillary Clinton (really, a list of her own)
HPV vaccine Hunter Biden Immediate, negative reactions to ANYONE who criticized Trump, including the Pope. Immigrants will make America Poorer and dirtier Interracial Marriage
Interracial Marriage Iraq has nuclear weapons IRS targeting conservatives (they didn’t) Islam Islamic Travelers
Ivermectin Jade Helm will have US Military ‘take over’ US. Jane Fonda Janet’s Boob January 6th denial
Jewish Space Lasers Jill Biden is NOT a ‘Doctor’. (She is. Just not a medical doctor.) Jim Acosta (How dare he ask the President questions?) Joe the Plumber John Kerry’s wife is a foreigner and can’t be First Lady
Kathy Griffin (Decapitated Trump Head) Keystone Pipeline Kneeling Kuerig (destroying machines after advertising pulled from Hannity) Kyle Rittenhouse worship
Large crowd sizes at 2017 inaugral Laura Bush did what? Well, she’s right with Jesus NOW… Liberal Media Light Bulbs (incandescent bulbs being phased out) lo-flow flush toilets
Losing Advertiser Support = Free Speech being Suppressed Mail-In ballots Marine holding an umbrella over Obama’s head and not the marine’s own. Masks Melania Trump is an inspiration as a foreign-born First Lady
Michael Moore’s Bowling for Columbine and F9/11 movies Michelle Bachman Michelle Obama food initiatives Michelle Obama is a man Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Wolf joking about Sarah H Sanders Miley Cyrus is training girls to be trashy Movie X is inciting violence/sex/drugs Music X is inciting violence/sex/drugs Nancy Pelosi at Hairdresser
Nancy Pelosi Gavel Nascar (banned confederate flag) National Butterfly Center Nick Sandmann Nike (Colin K ad)
Nikole Hannah-Jones @ NC No Child Left Behind(?) Obama bowed! Obama didn’t wear a flag pen! Obama golfing
Obama Katrina 1: The 2009 Swine Flu epidemic Obama Katrina 10: Mississippi River floods Obama Katrina 11: Fort Hood shootings Obama Katrina 12: Swine Flu Obama Katrina 13: Kentucky Ice Storm
Obama Katrina 14: Hurricane Katrina (2005) Obama Katrina 15: Affordable Housing Obama Katrina 2: The Haiti Earthquake of 2010 Obama Katrina 3: BP Oil Spill Obama Katrina 4: Hurricane Sandy
Obama Katrina 5: Ebola! Obama Katrina 6: Unaccompanied Children at the Border! Obama Katrina 7: Hurricane Isaac Obama Katrina 8: MF Global problems Obama paying for a muslim culture museum out of his pockets (2013)
Obama saluting a marine with a coffee cup in his hand Obama used a teleprompter! Obamacare Obama’s feet on desk Obama’s Mustard
Obama’s plan to wind down AFG coincided with election Old People Should Die for the Economy Operation Fast and Furious Participation Trophies Patriot Act
Paul Wellstone’s Funeral People’s Convoy PePe LePew being left out of LeBrons Space Jam PizzaGate Plandemic
Political Correctness Polls oversample democrats Poor Brett Kavanaugh! What does his possibly being an alchoholic rapist have to do with anything? Poor, rapey, Brock Turner! Pronouns
Qanon Release the Memo! Republicans mad about Obama’s Christmas cards RINO 's Russia Hoax
Sad Puppies Safe Spaces Samantha Bee (Feckless Cunt) Sanctuary Cities Sandy Hook
Sarah H Sanders being heckled at a restaurant Satanic Panics Saul Alinsky Seccessionist movements Sexuality
Shoe inspections on airplanes Socialism Sovereign Citizens Starbucks Christmas Stem Cells
Suicide Prevention Hotlines (grooming pedophiles) Supply-Side Economics Supreme Court Data Integrity Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Tan Suit
Target (announced non-discrimination against transgenders back in 2016) Taylor Swift endorses Democrats Tea Party Ted Koppel read names of Iraqi war dead on Nightline (2004), implying war wasn’t going well. Teen Vogue (2016)
Ten Commandments in public spaces Terry Schiavo The 1619 Project The 2008 Obama fistbump The Big Lie
The Duck Dynasty Debacle/Phil Robertson (2013) The Hunt (2019 film Trump rage-tweeted about. The controversy caused the film to be released streaming only) The Sarah Palin Experience. All of it. The War on Terror Tide Pods
TN tries to make Bible Official State Book Trump Fact-Checked during debate Trump is secretly President! He will announce himself on Inaugration, er, President’s, er the First Day of, er, some day in August, er, when the COVID thing is straightened out, that’s the ticket! Trump was sent by God Unite the Right rally
USPS must be profitable! Voting to remove protection from VA’s pro-gun control governor (2015) Walmart NOT selling guns! Walmart selling satanic messages in music War on Christmas
When MLB moved the All-Star game from Atlanta Windmills cause cancer Wokism Yoga being taught to children