Freakouts of the Right

Thanks for clarification. Yes, I thought it was satire, but the site supposedly is legitimate. I looked around it a bit but didn’t dig into it enough.

Nope. The girls themselves are who got all the field trips cancelled.

Thanks, I’ll add that the next time I get the opportunity to tell that story. This was the first time since it happened, about 1969.

Dan

nm. carrps beat me to it.

Pizza oven crackdowns. Yes, the NYC Democratic cabal is taking away wood and coal fired pizza ovens destroying the famous NY Pizza monolith. At least according to that esteemed rag, The New Yawk Post. Other than the obligatory lie that the action is all about CO2 removal, the article is simply misleading. The rule has been in effect since 2016 and focuses on particulate emissions, not CO2. It also applies to all commercial kitchens with a bigger impact on BBQ joints. Most places have already installed the particulate scrubbers (not an insubstantial cost to be accurate).

Update!

300 Obama Underwear Bomber controversy X A Phrase Sets Off Sniping After a Crisis - The New York Times
301 Pizza Ovens are being destroyed by the Libs! X New York Pizzas Will Not Be Ruined by Air Quality Rule
302 Water Flouridation is a Communist conspiracy 1940s-1960s X Water fluoridation controversy - Wikipedia
303 Legos are now Woke. (Really, Woke should be a classification under which a lot of RWF’s are assigned.) 2023 X Fox News Is Now Mad About ‘Woke’ One-Legged Legos
304 ChatGPT can’t write a poem praising Trump, but could for Biden! 2023 X ChatGPT Declines Request for Poem Admiring Trump, But Biden Query Is Successful | Snopes.com
305 Drag shows are corrupting our kids! 2023 X The drag show bans sweeping the US are a chilling attack on free speech | Drag | The Guardian
306 Tap water turns men gay 2023 X DeSantis' Disney appointee suggested tap water turns men gay: report - Raw Story - Celebrating 19 Years of Independent Journalism
307 The Bud Light controversy - One Instagram post and the Right loses their shit 2023 X Bud Light Faces Boycott Over Dylan Mulvaney Partnership: 'Never Drink It'
308 ‘15 minute cities’ are a sign of Big Government Oppression 2023 X 15-minute city - Wikipedia
309 Coal Rollers 2010-current X 2021 Man of the Year: Texas Teen Who 'Rolled Coal' on Cyclists - Washington Free Beacon
310 Target has some Pride clothing items, Right freaks out, threatens Target employees. 2023 X Target removes some LGBTQ products after threats - BBC News
311 “The Hill We Climb,” the poem written by Amanda Gorman for President Joe Biden’s inauguration, was moved out of the elementary section of one Miami-Dade County public school because of one conservative protest 2023 X https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/23/us/miami-school-moves-biden-inaugural-poem/index.html
312 RW tries to tank US economy over debt limit. 2023 X GOP hardliners protesting debt ceiling deal tank vote on gas stoves
313 MtG kicked out of Freedom Caucus because she voted for the budget deal 2023 X Freedom Caucus members voted to oust Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. It's unclear if it worked.
314 Woke-fil-a - Chick-fil-a has a DEI officer, the horror 2023 X Chick-fil-A “woke” controversy: Why conservatives are calling for boycotts - Vox

(The above are the addition, the entire list will be in the next post.)

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Number Item Year (appx) New Link
1 People being ineffective is OK as long as it is a white man. Bush 2. Trump. 1789
2 Immigrants will make America Poorer and dirtier 1844
3 Communism/Socialism (Red Scares) 1919 Red Scare - Wikipedia
4 Tax and Spend Democrats 1932 Tax and spend - Wikipedia
5 Movie X is inciting violence/sex/drugs 1934 Hays Code - Wikipedia
6 Liberal Media 1944 The Conservative War on Liberal Media Has a Long History - The Atlantic
7 War against Universal Healthcare 1948 History of health care reform in the United States - Wikipedia
8 Music X is inciting violence/sex/drugs 1955 Criticism of “The Devil’s Music” (Rock & Roll) – 20th Century History Song Book
9 Islamophobia 1959 Islamophobia in the United States - Wikipedia
10 Sovereign Citizens 1971 Sovereign citizen movement - Wikipedia
11 Jane Fonda 1972 - The Lily
12 Snail Darter Controversy 1973 Snail darter controversy - Wikipedia
13 Gun fetishism 1974 America's Gun Fetish is a Symptom of a Deeper Sickness — Hampton Institute
14 Supply-Side Economics 1974 Laffer Curve Napkin | National Museum of American History
15 Anita Bryant’s crusade against gays 1975 How Anita Bryant helped spawn Florida's LGBTQ culture war
16 AIDS 1981 HIV/AIDS - Wikipedia
17 Backmasking music - play songs backwards, get exposed to Satan 1982 Backmasking - Wikipedia
18 Constant misuse of Born in the USA 1984 How Ronald Reagan Changed Bruce Springsteen’s Politics - POLITICO Magazine
19 USPS must be profitable! 1985 A Brief History Of Political Interference In The U.S. Postal Service : NPR
20 Political Correctness 1987 Political correctness - Wikipedia
21 Hey ho, hey ho, Western Civ has got to go! 1988 In Dispute on Bias, Stanford Is Likely To Alter Western Culture Program - The New York Times
22 Willie Horton 1988 Willie Horton - Wikipedia
23 Central Park Five 1989 Central Park jogger case - Wikipedia
24 Flag Burning Controversies 1989 https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/when-the-supreme-court-ruled-to-allow-american-flag-burning#
25 Spotted Owl Controversy 1989 A brief history of the spotted-owl controversy | The Seattle Times
26 War on Christmas 1990 Christmas controversies - Wikipedia
27 Gay Day @ Disney 1991 Gay Days at Walt Disney World - Wikipedia
28 Hillary Clinton (really, a list of her own) 1992 https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/stories/hillary012898.htm
29 Ebonics 1996 Ebonics (word) - Wikipedia
30 Ellen Degeneres 1997 How Ellen DeGeneres' Historic Coming-Out Episode Changed Television
31 A Hurricane will strike Disney - Pat Roberston 1998
32 Mozart CD’s being given to newborns in GA (Limbaugh, especially) 1999 Mozart For Baby? Some Say, Maybe Not - The New York Times
33 Starbucks Christmas 1999 A Brief History of Starbucks’ Holiday Cup Controversies - Eater
34 Teletubbies are gay 1999 National News Briefs; Falwell Sees 'Gay' In a Teletubby - The New York Times
35 Anti-LGBTQ 2000
36 Book bans 2000 A Fast-Growing Network of Conservative Groups Is Fueling a Surge in Book Bans - The New York Times
37 Border Security 2000
38 Elian Gonzalez 2000 A Chronology Of The Elian Gonzalez Saga | Saving Elian | FRONTLINE | PBS
39 Laura Bush kills a guy, but it’s OK. 2000 Laura Bush Opens Up in New Book on Teenaged Fatal Car Crash - ABC News
40 The War on Terror 2001 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_terror
41 French Fries (Freedom Fries) 2002 Remembering when 'freedom fries' were the most American thing you could order
42 Paul Wellstone’s Funeral 2002 In 2002, Rick Kahn turned Wellstone memorial into political rally | MPR News
43 Shoe inspections on airplanes 2002 CNN.com - Random shoe checks a new reality of airport security - December 24, 2001
44 Stem Cells 2002 The Stem Cell Controversy | Wilson Center
45 Boycotting Heinz Ketchup because of John Kerry’s wife. 2004 POLITICAL FOOD FIGHT – Hartford Courant
46 Gay Marriage 2004 In Defense of Tradition: Religiosity, Conservatism, and Opposition to Same-Sex Marriage in North America - PMC
47 John Kerry’s wife is a foreigner and can’t be First Lady 2004 https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/09/27/the-candidates-wife
48 Patriot Act 2004
49 Swift Boat Veterans for Truth 2004 Swift Vets and POWs for Truth - Wikipedia
50 Ted Koppel read names of Iraqi war dead on Nightline (2004), implying war wasn’t going well. 2004 CNN.com - 'Nightline' airs war dead amid controversy - May 1, 2004
51 I have a wide stance! (Larry Craig, Republican, arrested for gay sex acts in bathroom) 2005 Larry Craig's 'Wide Stance' Excuse Gains Prominence in Lexicon | Fox News
52 Michael Moore’s Bowling for Columbine 2005 https://www.sfu.ca/~mauser/papers/columbine/Columbine4-12-02.pdf
53 Obama Katrina 01: Katrina (2005) 2005 https://www.chicagotribune.com/columns/clarence-page/ct-perspec-page-obama-katrina-trump-20170901-story.html
54 Participation Trophies 2005 The Participation Trophy Debate: Should We Give Our Kids Participation Trophies?
55 Duke Lacrosse scandal 2006 Duke lacrosse case - Wikipedia
56 Janet’s Boob 2006 Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show controversy - Wikipedia
57 Terri Schiavo 2006 https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/look-back-in-history-terri-schiavo-death/
58 Michael Moore’s F 9/11 2007 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit_9/11_controversies
59 Elitist Obama mentioning aurugula to a bunch of Iowan farmers who planted…. Aurugula. 2008 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/obama-eats-arugula_b_106166
60 Joe the Plumber 2008 https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/whatever-happened-to-joe-the-plumber
61 Moochelle Obama (Rush Limbaugh name for her) 2008 https://www.businessinsider.com/presidential-medal-awardee-rush-limbaughs-racist-and-sexist-comments-2020-2
62 Obama and Tire Pressure as an energy saver. Right freaked out about Obama repeating a fact found in those little yellow handouts given by Shell back in the 1970s. 2008 https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2008/08/08/2003419730
63 Obama golfing 2008 https://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/22/us/politics/a-terrorist-horror-then-golf-incongruity-fuels-obama-critics.html
64 The 2008 Obama terrorist fistbump with Michelle 2008 https://www.theguardian.com/media/2008/jun/13/television.barackobama
65 The Ohio State Flag is mistaken for an Obama flag 2008 https://washingtonmonthly.com/2008/10/17/ohios-state-flag-is-not-obamas-fault/
66 The Sarah Palin Experience. All of it. 2008 https://www.britannica.com/biography/Sarah-Heath-Palin
67 ACORN 2009 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACORN_2009_undercover_videos_controversy
68 Gender-Neutral Restrooms 2009 https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/whos-afraid-of-same-sex-bathrooms
69 Michelle Bachman 2009
70 Michelle Obama is a man 2009 https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2023/feb/28/facebook-posts/michelle-obama-was-never-man/
71 Obama bowed! 2009 https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna33978533
72 Obama Katrina 03: The 2009 Swine Flu epidemic 2009 https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2023/03/160_50722.html?utm_source=CU
73 Obama’s Mustard 2009 https://www.newsweek.com/barack-obama-donald-trump-russia-investigation-dijon-mustard-scandal-fox-fake-623643
74 Sharia Law is coming! 2010 https://www.biblio.com/book/go-zones-how-sharia-law-coming/d/1532244614
75 Common Core 2010 https://www.verywellfamily.com/causes-of-common-core-controversy-2601484
76 Ground Zero Mosque 2010 https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/08/how-the-ground-zero-mosque-meltdown-set-the-table-for-trump
77 HPV vaccine 2010 https://www.npr.org/2011/09/19/140543977/hpv-vaccine-the-science-behind-the-controversy
78 Obama Katrina 04: The Haiti Earthquake of 2010 2010 https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748703808904575025091656446622
79 Obama Katrina 05: Ebola! 2010 https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-29663837
80 Obama Katrina 06: Unaccompanied Children at the Border! 2010 https://newrepublic.com/article/118591/child-migrant-border-crisis-isnt-obamas-katrina-not-even-close
81 Obama Katrina 09: BP Oil Spill 2010 https://www.today.com/id/wbna38907780#.UoZFPpRgY44
82 Tea Party 2010 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/28/us/politics/tea-party-trump.html
83 Birth Certificate 2011 https://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37391652
84 Obama Katrina 07: MF Global problems 2011 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/mf-global-ties-awkward-for-obama-campaign/2011/11/02/gIQA9w5ogM_story.html
85 Obama Katrina 07: Obamacare Website Problems 2011 https://www.nationaljournal.com/s/66235/why-obamacare-may-be-obamas-katrina-iraq/
86 Obama Katrina 08: Mississippi River floods 2011 https://time.com/4464474/louisiana-governor-flooding-president-obama-alton-sterling/
87 Obama used a teleprompter! 2011 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/republicans-mock-obamas-teleprompter-use/2011/10/18/gIQA6hEivL_story.html
88 You didn’t build that 2012 https://www.factcheck.org/2012/07/you-didnt-build-that-uncut-and-unedited/
89 Benghazi 2012 https://www.vox.com/2018/11/20/17996104/benghazi-attack-clinton-obama
90 Crisis Actors 2012 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/21/crisis-actors-deep-state-false-flag-the-rise-of-conspiracy-theory-code-words
91 Keystone Pipeline 2012 https://www.nrdc.org/stories/what-keystone-xl-pipeline
92 Obama Katrina 10: Hurricane Sandy 2012 https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/media-consecrate-their-latest-obamas-katrina-unaccompanied-minors-edition
93 Obama Katrina 11: Hurricane Isaac 2012 https://newrepublic.com/article/136182/obamas-katrina-never-sticks-wont-die
94 Obama’s plan to wind down AFG coincided with election 2012 https://www.brookings.edu/blog/up-front/2012/01/23/obamas-oops-in-afghanistan/
95 Operation Fast and Furious 2012 https://www.nationalreview.com/2016/01/fast-furious-obama-first-scandal/
96 Polls oversample democrats 2012 https://hughhewitt.com/quinnipiac-pollings-peter-brown-tries-to-defend-oversampling-democrats-in-new-battleground-state-polls/
97 Austerity (Debt Ceiling debate 2013) 2013 https://www.brookings.edu/opinions/its-groundhog-day-over-the-debt-ceiling/
98 Comicsgate 2013 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comicsgate
99 Gamergate 2013 https://time.com/3510381/gamergate-faq/
100 Government shutdown: 2013 2013
101 Ha! There was a trucker protest in 2013, too! 2013 https://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/trucker-protest-beltway-098194
102 IRS targeting conservatives (they didn’t) 2013 https://www.newsweek.com/remember-irs-scandal-it-was-fake-news-all-along-681674
103 Marine holding an umbrella over Obama’s head and not the marine’s own. 2013 https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/05/presidents-umbrella-scandal-folded-it-could-take/315117/
104 Miley Cyrus is training girls to be trashy 2013 https://www.inklingsnews.com/opinions/2013/09/30/miley-cyrus-classy-or-trashy/
105 Obama paying for a muslim culture museum out of his pockets (2013) 2013 https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/la-xpm-2013-oct-07-la-et-st-fox-news-anna-kooiman-obama-muslim-museum-funding-shutdown-20131007-story.html
106 Obama’s feet on desk 2013 https://wtop.com/news/2013/09/obama-and-the-foot-on-desk-controversy/
107 Rebranding suicide-bombers as homicide-bombers 2013
108 Sandy Hook 2013 https://www.npr.org/2022/03/09/1084912392/sandy-hook-hoax-elizabeth-williamson
109 Seccessionist movements 2013 https://www.foreignaffairs.com/go-your-own-way
110 The Duck Dynasty Debacle/Phil Robertson (2013) 2013 https://www.salon.com/2014/01/03/gops_duck_dynasty_problem_why_phil_robertson_was_a_hugely_important_political_story/
111 Cliven Bundy 2014 https://www.vox.com/2014/8/14/18080508/nevada-rancher-cliven-bundy-explained
112 George Soros 2014 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Soros_conspiracy_theories
113 Michelle Obama food initiatives - School Lunches 2014 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/michelle-obamas-school-lunch-agenda-faces-backlash-from-some-school-nutrition-officials/2014/05/29/6a8e4af6-e744-11e3-afc6-a1dd9407abcf_story.html
114 Obama saluting a marine with a coffee cup in his hand 2014 https://www.cnn.com/2014/09/23/politics/obama-coffee-cup-salute/index.html
115 Saul Alinsky, father of Community Organizing, hated by the Right for such. 2014 https://www.vox.com/2014/10/6/6829675/saul-alinsky-explain-obama-hillary-clinton-rodham-organizing
116 Tan Suit Gate 2014 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama_tan_suit_controversy
117 Ten Commandments in public spaces 2014 https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/10/06/446368169/oklahoma-removes-10-commandments-monument-from-the-state-capitol
118 Obama didn’t wear a flag pin! 2015 https://www.foxnews.com/story/barack-obama-stops-wearing-american-flag-lapel-pin
119 Poor, rapey, Brock Turner! 2015 https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/revisiting-the-brock-turner-case
120 Sad Puppies - The Right decides to game the Hugo Awards 2015 https://www.vox.com/2015/4/26/8495415/hugos-sad-puppies-controversy
121 Tide Pods - The Kids Are Eating Them! 2015
122 Voting to remove protection from VA’s pro-gun control governor (2015) 2015
123 But Her Emails! - Hillary Email Scandal 2016 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Clinton_email_controversy
124 Liberals are why we X! 2016 https://theconversation.com/conservatives-feel-blamed-shamed-and-ostracized-by-the-media-174424
125 Locker Room Talk 2016 https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/12/trump-timeline-sexual-misconduct-allegations-defense-292146#:~:text=“Locker%20room%20talk”%20—%20Trump,sexually%20assault%20women%20with%20impunity.
126 Russia Hoax 2016 https://www.factcheck.org/2020/10/partisan-claims-of-russia-hoax-revived-ahead-of-2020-election/
127 Shut up and dribble! - LeBron dares speak to progressive issues 2016 https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/19/587097707/laura-ingraham-told-lebron-james-to-shutup-and-dribble-he-went-to-the-hoop
128 Anti McCainism 2016 https://www.politico.eu/article/john-mccain-the-anti-donald-trump/
129 Beyonce mentions BLM, police brutality in a 2016 Super Bowl performance 2016 https://www.bet.com/photo-gallery/f35a2l/why-they-re-mad-beyonce-s-super-bowl-performance-was-peak-blackness/11r3nf
130 Gold Star Family fight 2016 https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-frederica-wilson-gold-star-la-david-johnson-2017-10
131 Immediate, negative reactions to ANYONE who criticized Trump, including the Pope. 2016 https://www.npr.org/2016/02/18/467229313/pope-says-trump-is-not-christian
132 Islamic Travelers (and subsequent religious-based bans) 2016 https://immigrationhistory.org/item/muslim-travel-ban/
133 Jade Helm will have US Military ‘take over’ US. 2016 https://www.texastribune.org/2018/05/03/hysteria-over-jade-helm-exercise-texas-was-fueled-russians-former-cia-/
134 Melania Trump is an inspiration as a foreign-born First Lady 2016
135 Mocking the concept of Safe Spaces 2016 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_space
136 Obama caused ISIS 2016 https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/11/us/politics/trump-rally.html
137 Obama Katrina 02: Affordable Housing 2016 https://nypost.com/2016/05/08/obamas-last-act-is-to-force-suburbs-to-be-less-white-and-less-wealthy/
138 PizzaGate 2016 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory
139 Republicans became Pro-Slavery when Michelle Obama said she lived in a house built by slaves. 2016 https://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/bill-oreilly-slaves-white-house-226257
140 RINO 's are The Evil 2016 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_in_Name_Only
141 Target announcing non-discrimination against transgenders 2016 https://www.newsday.com/business/target-boycott-over-transgender-inclusive-bathrooms-gains-support-r45654
142 Teen Vogue writes Anti-Trump articles, how dare they, stick to teen stuff! 2016 https://www.cjr.org/special_report/ok-seriously-teen-vogue-mccammond-wintour.php
143 Trump Fact-Checked during debate 2016 ???
144 Trump was sent by God 2016 https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-06-24/trumps-most-hard-core-supporters-really-think-he-was-sent-by-god
145 AOC is The Evil 2017 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9992727/Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortezs-biggest-hypocrisies-controversies-allegations-fledgling-career.html
146 Caravans of Migrants 2017 https://www.vox.com/2018/10/24/18010340/caravan-trump-border-honduras-mexico
147 Confederate Statues 2017 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Removal_of_Confederate_monuments_and_memorials#:~:text=Opponents%20view%20removing%20the%20monuments,or%20alteration%20of%20public%20monuments.
148 George Zimmerman 2017 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Trayvon_Martin
149 Government shutdown: 2017 2017
150 Jim Acosta (How dare he ask the President questions?) 2017 https://nypost.com/2018/11/07/jim-acosta-violated-one-of-the-oldest-rules-of-journalism/
151 Kathy Griffin (Decapitated Trump Head) 2017
152 Kneeling by Kaepernik 2017
153 Kuerig (destroying machines after advertising pulled from Hannity) 2017
154 Large crowd sizes at 2017 inaugral 2017
155 Nancy Pelosi Gavel 2017
156 Qanon 2017
157 Sanctuary Cities 2017
158 Sarah H Sanders being heckled at a restaurant 2017
159 Transexuals playing school sports 2017
160 Unite the Right rally 2017
161 Happy Holidays! 2018 https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/using-merry-christmas-or-happy-holidays-no-longer-about-putting-ncna1106181
162 Leslie Stahl is being mean to Trumpie! 2018
163 Antifa 2018
164 Avocado toast as an example of Millennial ‘waste’ 2018
165 BLM in general 2018
166 BLM/Antifa riots have destroyed cities 2018
167 Blue Lives Matter/Thin Blue Line/Police fetishism 2018
168 David Hogg 2018
169 Government shutdown:2013 2018
170 Greta Thunberg 2018
171 Losing Advertiser Support = Free Speech being Suppressed 2018 https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/30/us/politics/first-amendment-conservatives-supreme-court.html
172 Michelle Wolf joking about Sarah H Sanders 2018
173 Nancy Pelosi ripping Trump’s speech in half 2018
174 Nascar (banned confederate flag) 2018
175 National Butterfly Center 2018
176 Obeying the Law is unfair if you’re in power (Lewindowski running for Congress the day he is indicted.) 2018
177 Paper Straw Controversy 2018
178 Poor Brett Kavanaugh! What does his possibly being an alchoholic rapist have to do with anything? 2018
179 Release the Memo! 2018
180 Samantha Bee calls Ivanka a Feckless Cunt 2018
181 Sexuality 2018
182 The Wall around Obama’s house meant he was a hypocrite about the border wall! 2018
183 Walmart selling satanic messages in music 2018
184 Democrats are banning beef! 2019
185 George Floyd 2019
186 Gillette (said toxic masculinity is bad in a 2019 ad, toxic whining ensued) 2019
187 Hunter Biden 2019
188 Kyle Rittenhouse worship 2019
189 Nike (Colin K ad) 2019
190 Nikole Hannah-Jones @ NC 2019
191 Pronouns 2019
192 The 1619 Project 2019
193 The Hunt (2019 film Trump rage-tweeted about. The controversy caused the film to be released streaming only) 2019
194 Trump whines about Low-flow flush toilets 2019
195 Windmills cause cancer 2019 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/04/03/cancer-causing-wind-turbines-president-donald-trump-claim-blown-away/3352175002/
196 Wokism 2019
197 After I acted like a fascist, racist, grifter, libs are preventing me from getting a job! 2020
198 Anti-Fauci 2020
199 Arnold becomes a RINO because of masks 2020
200 Biden’s dementia (compared to man, woman, person, camera, TV) 2020
201 Big Bird 2020
202 Cancel Culture 2020
203 Child smuggling in furniture (in general, actually) 2020
204 COVID Vaccine 2020
205 Cracker Barrel offers Impossible Sausage, makes zero other changes. 2020 https://baptistnews.com/article/are-left-wing-radicals-pushing-cracker-barrel-to-the-edge-of-the-slippery-slope/
206 Defund the Police (no!) 2020
207 Disney is too woke for Ron Desantis 2020
208 Doctor Suess estate removing books 2020
209 Dominion Voting Machines 2020
210 Genders (identity) 2020
211 Ivermectin 2020
212 Jill Biden is NOT a ‘Doctor’. (She is. Just not a medical doctor.) 2020
213 Mail-In ballots 2020
214 Masks 2020
215 Nancy Pelosi at Hairdresser 2020
216 Nick Sandmann - High Schooler who arranged confrontation with NA activist for conservative Grift Point$ 2020
217 Old People Should Die for the Economy 2020
218 People’s Convoy 2020
219 PePe LePew being left out of LeBrons Space Jam 2020
220 Plandemic 2020
221 Taylor Swift endorses Democrats 2020
222 The Big Lie 2020
223 Transgenders will use the same bathroom as your children! 2020
224 Walmart NOT selling guns! (Which Walmart reversed after conservative whining) 2020
225 When MLB moved the All-Star game from Atlanta 2020
226 Let’s Go, Brandon! 2021
227 Liberal/Woke/Gay Agenda 2021
228 White Replacement Theory (Carlson) 2021
229 White Supremacy is a hoax (Carlson) 2021
230 2021 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Protest 2021
231 Baby Formula to illegal immigrants 2021
232 Cardi B’s WAP 2021
233 Cocaine Orgies 2021
234 CRT 2021
235 Dark Brandon - Started as a right-wing op (in China), was co-opted by the left. But, for the purposes of this list, it was INTENDED to be a RW freakout. 2021
236 Defund the FBI (yes!) 2021
237 Freedom Convoy 2021
238 January 6th denial 2021
239 Jewish Space Lasers 2021
240 Monkeypox is caused by Gay People 2021
241 TN tries to make Bible Official State Book 2021
242 Trump is secretly President! He will announce himself on Inaugration, er, President’s, er the First Day of, er, some day in August, er, when the COVID thing is straightened out, that’s the ticket! 2021
243 Yoga being taught to children 2021
244 I did this! stickers put on gas pumps 2022
245 Turning Red (Pixar movie) featured characters (a 9yo Asian-Canadian immigrant) white people could not relate to 2022
246 … while Paul Whelan was not 2022
247 Abortion 2022
248 Anti Cheneyism 2022 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/20/us/politics/liz-cheney-republican-party-trump.html
249 Biden ate an ice cream cone 2022
250 Biden’s $500k beach house 2022
251 Birth Control 2022 https://www.statnews.com/2022/06/24/supreme-court-decision-suggests-the-legal-right-to-contraception-is-also-under-threat/
252 Britney Griner Getting Released from a Russian Prison… 2022
253 Elon Musk will bring Freedumb to Twitter! 2022
254 Herschel Walker’s entire candidacy 2022
255 Interracial Marriage under fire since Roe fell 2022
256 Iraq has nuclear weapons 2022
257 It’s OK to steal nuclear documents 2022
258 Light Bulbs (incandescent bulbs being phased out) 2022
259 Lizzo played a musical instrument 335,000,000 Americans didn’t know existed 2022
260 Mermaids should only be white! 2022
261 Mississippi makes it illegal to use the word burger in re: to animal product burgers 2022 https://baptistnews.com/article/hungering-for-a-christian-response-to-mississippis-veggie-burger-ban/#.YvB0A-zMKNY
262 Pelosi has expensive ice cream! During Coronavirus! 2022
263 Sex Toys at Target (A MTG Special!) 2022
264 Stop the (Kari Lake) Steal 2022
265 Student Loan Debt Forgiveness: Bad! PPP Loan Forgiveness: Good! 2022
266 Students are forced to identify as animals 2022
267 Suicide Prevention Hotlines (grooming pedophiles) 2022
268 Supreme Court Data Integrity 2022
269 White Replacement Theory, another Tucker specialty 2022
270 Woke D&D 2022 https://www.dailysignal.com/2022/08/19/dungeons-and-dragons-players-face-the-scariest-monster-of-all-the-radical-left/
271 15 minute cities are a sign of Big Government Oppression 2023 X https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/15-minute_city#Conspiracy_theories
272 Woke-fil-a - Chick-fil-a has a DEI officer, the horror 2023 X https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/5/31/23742373/chick-fil-a-boycott-controversy-conservative-backlash
273 “The Hill We Climb,” the poem written by Amanda Gorman for President Joe Biden’s inauguration, was moved out of the elementary section of one Miami-Dade County public school because of one conservative protest 2023 X https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/23/us/miami-school-moves-biden-inaugural-poem/index.html
274 A 50yo recipe, the Orange Fool, outraged the Right who assumed it was talking about… the orange fool. 2023
275 A breakfast restaurant has the temerity to call itself Woke. 2023
276 Banning Electric Cars to save the fossil fuel industry (Wyoming) 2023
277 ChatGPT can’t write a poem praising Trump, but could for Biden! 2023 X https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/chatgpt-trump-admiring-poem/
278 ChatGPT won’t say the n-word! 2023 https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxnv59/conservatives-are-obsessed-with-getting-chatgpt-to-say-the-n-word
279 CHINESE BALLOONBIDENBIOWEAPON! 2023 https://news.yahoo.com/gop-rep-warns-chinese-balloon-173807033.html
280 Demar Hamlin was injured because he was Covid vaxxed. 2023
281 Drag shows are corrupting our kids! 2023 X https://www.theguardian.com/culture/commentisfree/2023/mar/10/drag-show-bans-tennessee-lgbtq-rights
282 Fox News gets mad at mascot for near-forgotten eatery A&W for… reasons. 2023 https://thetakeout.com/aw-rooty-root-beer-bear-pants-fox-news-joke-tv-mms-post-1850030754
283 Gas Stove Freakout 2023
284 Jordan Peterson gets mad at a towel dispenser 2023 https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1628292293173342208?s=20
285 Kevin McCarthy Speakership Race 2023
286 Legos are now Woke. (Really, Woke should be a classification under which a lot of RWF’s are assigned.) 2023 X https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-is-now-mad-about-woke-one-legged-legos
287 Milk Choice - Elise Stefanik gets mad about chocolate milk not being offered in some schools 2023 https://stefanik.house.gov/2023/2/stefanik-introduces-bill-to-protect-milk-choices-in-schools
288 MtG kicked out of Freedom Caucus because she voted for the budget deal 2023 X https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/freedom-caucus-members-voted-oust-rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-unclear-w-rcna92960
289 OAN increases annual fee for DirectTV from $0 to $13 million. DTV says no, drops OAN. Right freaks out. 2023
290 Obama Underwear Bomber controversy 2023 X https://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/30/us/politics/30baker.html
291 Pink Floyd is too woke! (50th anniversary logo redo) 2023
292 Pizza Ovens are being destroyed by the Libs! 2023 X https://thetakeout.com/new-york-pizza-restaurant-air-quality-law-filter-rules-1850586727
293 Power Saving on Game Consoles 2023 https://www.foxnews.com/media/xbox-becomes-first-carbon-aware-console-not-everyone-happy-woke-brigade-video-games.amp
294 Right is mad about Chic-Fil-A’s veggie chicken sandwich. 2023 https://gizmodo.com/conservative-controversy-chick-fil-a-cauliflower-sandwi-1850100961
295 Ron Desantis and the Florida R’s propose bill limiting criticism of the government. 2023 https://washingtonpress.com/2023/02/22/silenced-florida-bill-would-severely-limit-criticism-of-government
296 RW tries to tank US economy over debt limit. 2023 X https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/06/06/gop-protest-debt-ceiling-mccarthy/70295262007/
297 Tap water turns men gay 2023 X https://www.rawstory.com/desantis-2659498268/
298 Target has some Pride clothing items, Right freaks out, threatens Target employees. 2023 X https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65692233
299 The Black National Anthem, Lift Every Voice and Sing, was sung at the 2023 Super Bowl. Guess who got upset? 2023 https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/1624845737585524741?s=20&t=IfQClwDjDBLJcPXFsCR1yA
300 The Bud Light controversy - One Instagram post and the Right loses their shit 2023 X https://www.newsweek.com/bud-light-faces-boycott-trans-activist-partnership-dylan-mulvaney-1792192
301 Tucker Carlson rants about which M&M he wants to fuck, gets so goddamned weird about it Mars Inc was like yeah, maybe you people are such twisted snowflakes that giving fake characters, based on a candy, actual genders might get us literally shot. 2023
302 Water Flouridation is a Communist conspiracy 1940s-1960s X https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation_controversy#Communist_conspiracy_theory_(1940s–1960s)
303 Death Panels 1994 AND 2010
304 Republicans mad about Obama’s Christmas cards 2008-2016
305 Obama Katrina 13: Fort Hood shootings 2009 AND 2014
306 Obama Katrina 14: Kentucky Ice Storm 2009 AND 2015
307 Coal Rollers 2010-current X https://freebeacon.com/men-of-the-year/man-of-the-year-texas-teen-who-rolled-coal-on-cyclists/
308 The Debates are unfair! Every 4 years
309 Thoughts and Prayers as a response for every shooting in America Every Day (literally)
310 THE MLK quote - The only MLK quote conservatives quote is the ‘content of character’ line. Every January
311 Amend the Constitution so that Foreign Conservative of the Moment can be President! Every So Often
312 College Speakers Every So Often
313 Satanic Panics Every So Often
314 People being effective is a sign that Obama/Biden is failing! (i.e., Agents siezed a record amount of fentynal gets translated to Our agents are failing and it’s the Presidents fault) Whenever a Dem is President.

Here’s a new one for you:

Short summary: a map in the upcoming Barbie film has a dashed line, which Vietnam thinks evokes the “Nine-dashed Line” that China is using to claim sovereignty over the South China Sea. Never missing a chance to bash China or Hollywood, Ted Cruz has picked up this kerfluffle and has been tweeting/press-releasing about it.

Not sure if this qualifies as an out-and-out freakout yet, but one may be germinating.

And of course the diversity of Barbie really ruffles their feathers.

Women wearing Birkenstocks?!?!?! OMG!!!

I think it’s the idea of women wearing shoes at all.

If they’ll wear just socks they can be cleaning the kitchen floor at the same time.

That’s the kind of Reactionary efficiency that made the imaginary 1950s the Golden Age of Amerika.

Upon doing some research, the moral panic about Barbie has been going on for awhile. How dare she have a wheelchair ramp on her dream house! Or have a vlog where she talked about racism!

Has someone else already mentioned the sneaker kerfuffle?

It’s worse than tan pants!

Wait, I wore a Speedo and flip-flops to a funeral. Was that a faux pas? I thought I consulted GQ beforehand but maybe I forgot to take that step.

It is common knowledge that sneakers in combination with slacks is a sure sign of dementia.

I’ll be sure to keep a low profile next Yom Kippur.

The wake was at a Hooters, so I think you’re good.

This is my typical work wear. Plenty of other “active” people I work with wear their running or hiking shoes with business wear. Of course, we live in an area where it is very accepted.

Glad to get the confirmation. I was getting nervous that people might’ve been looking down their noses at me! The biggest problem was not being able to tuck in my napkin…those wings are messy!

The last funeral I attended (~1 year ago) I really did honestly wear surfer trunks, beach / water shoes, and a loud beach shirt. I did wear my mankini as undies under my board shorts.

This was at the request of the ~75yo decedent who wanted a beach-themed funeral. He lived in or on the water his whole life while wearing shorts & Hawaiian shirts and that’s how he wanted his send-off to go.

I don’t own any actual Hawaiian print shirts, but I’ve got stuff close enough so that’s what I wore. About 200 guests and very few suits & ties or long dresses with tall shoes. And all on the elderly. Most men were dressed as I was. Many, many bikinis or one-pieces under coverups were in evidence. On ages teens to 60s. Coastal Florida is not like other places.

This was one of the more fun funerals I’ve ever attended. Don was a fun guy.