"Freddy Got Fingered" Tom Green Vehicle

Soon to be the worst movie EVER. Guaranteed.

“Daddy would you like some sausage?”

What kind of idiot exec gave Tom Green the green light to make this?

Oh yeah. The kind that knows that 12 and 13 year old boys will wet themselves whilst stealing cars in a manic attempt to get to the movie theater to see it forty times in a row.

–Tim

Alas and Alack . . . and here I thought nothing could get worse than Little Nicky. (I used to like Adam Sandler and his movies too!)

I thought the “Daddy do you want some sausage” part of the preview was hilarious. I would love to have dozens of sausages suspended from the cieling while attached to my hands…

Tom Green just annoys me. I think he always has. <sigh> Haven’t people gotten tired of him by now?

I think he’s really funny.
I also think it’s stupid.
Stupid things are either sad or funny, and this one is funny to me.

Hanging 20 lbs of meat from pulleys on the ceiling and making them dance around is just silly. I’ll probably see the movie, and probably not get anyone to go see it with me.

Oh, I’m not 13.
I’m 31 and I have two cars (yes both run, and neither one is on blocks in my front yard), so I won’t need to steal one.