For some reason I don’t think The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Connection would have marketed as well.
Why don’t we just call them chips in honor of the nation which is actually practicing viable foreign policy?
From Ministry of Truth:
Thought criminal Ronald McDonald deemed unperson, rectify history to show Hamburglar as sole spokesclown for Victory Burgers (McDonald’s deemed conterrevolutionary).
When I go to Vegas, I am going to purposely avoid the Paris casino. That’ll show 'em.
I like my Freedom Fries best when they’re served alongside a good Hot Dog with Victory Cabbage.
You get this snack when you’re out walking your Alsatian?
So, okay… anyone want some ham and cheese stuffed chicken?
Is that still there? The CNN article doesn’t end that way anymore. And man, I so want that to be part of the story.
Down here we call 'em chips.
We call kissing ‘tonsil hockey’ or a ‘tongie’.
We also have condoms rather than ticklers.
So we’ve been ignoring the French for years.
<homer simpson>
Freedome Fries, hmmmmmm.
</homer simpson>
The House cafeteria is a little slow to pick up a trend, apparently. Back around Feb. 19, a restaurant in Beaufort, North Carolina named “Cubbies” renamed their fries.
http://edition.cnn.com/2003/US/South/02/19/offbeat.freedom.fries.ap
As long as the legislator roast has turned into a french joke session, I’d like to add French Courage to the list. (i.e. Champagne), and to add that although my last name is French-Canadian, I will not say it’s Freedom-Canadian, as that makes me sound like a Canadian revolutionary, or a second string Marvel super hero.
And finally. . .
*Originally posted by Caught@Work *
**Down here we call 'em chips.
We call kissing ‘tonsil hockey’ or a ‘tongie’.
We also have condoms rather than ticklers.
So we’ve been ignoring the French for years.
**
See, a few name changes and poof! they’re all gone. I like the term tongie personally.
It was cute, maybe, when individual restaurants did this. Hell, I wouldn’t care if McDonald’s did it. But the US House? This is juvenile and embarrassing.
:: ooooh I guess we showed them French ::
As if to balance out the universe, I’m having an Overgrown Frat Boy Starting an Unnecessary War to Get Re-Elected Salad for dinner.
I’m getting hungry after reading this stuff. I think that I’ll head down to IHOP for some Freedom Toast.
*Originally posted by masonite *
**It was cute, maybe, when individual restaurants did this. Hell, I wouldn’t care if McDonald’s did it. But the US House? This is juvenile and embarrassing.:: ooooh I guess we showed them French ::
**
My take on it exactly. If this is what our representative consider diplomacy or even a reasonable response…
sigh
No, I guess they just want to be childish.
*Originally posted by adam yax *
**I’m getting hungry after reading this stuff. I think that I’ll head down to IHOP for some Freedom Toast. **
So long as it isn’t soggy toast, I guess it’s ok…
Well, at least restaurants in France are still serving American coffee.
It shows up a year and a half after you ask for it.
*Originally posted by badmana *
**Sorry, I dunno why I refered to texans there…sheesh. I’m sorry to any sane texans. **
Me and the other one forgive you.
Yeah, ordering something as assine as *Freedom * will make the French reconsider their vote.
Some how the slur *You smell like a Freedom Whore * loses its effectiveness.
What, praytell, are we going to do to smite the Russian veto?
Freedom Roulette, anyone?