Freemasons Rule the World!!

The BBQ Pit
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Along with their gay Jewish alien buddies, I’m sure. :rolleyes: For about two years now there’s been a sign on the main drag into town which reads something like, “Break the TVA! Support Solar Panels and Geothermal! Leadership by Example!” Rather bizarre, especially since there’s no explaination as to who put the sign up, until recently. A pick up has appeared in town with a sign identical to that standing in the bed, along with “Vote for [name ommitted because I can’t remember it] Governor!” plastered on it. Okay, now we know who you are. Now, though, he’s added another sign. I don’t remember what it said exactly (Mainly because I was so stunned by the stupidity of it that I almost slammed into the car in front of me which had abruptly stopped.) but the gist of it was, “Destroy the power of the secret Masonic handshake!” Huh? Masons rule the world? Is that so? And by becoming governor you’re going to change this, how?

Let me explain something to you, pal. If Freemasons do control everything there’s fuck lot I can do about it!!! If they’re so goddamn powerful, than anything you might possibly be able to do to thwart them ain’t gonna work! Why? Because they already control everything!!! So, that means even if you were to get a majority of the vote, you’d never hear about it. Why? Because they control the reporting of the election results! So you haven’t got a shot!

Oh, I know, you could alert everyone to their evil ways and throw them out of power with a popular uprising! Unless, of course, their gay Jewish alien buddies have given them a mind control ray! Then you’re doomed! And seeing as how most people don’t agree with you, I think that you’re right. Hmm. Maybe you should start handing out tinfoil hats!!!

I love conspiracy types, really, I do. I mean, if the bad guys are as powerful as the conspiracy lovers claim, there’s really not shit we can do about it! They’ll either cover-up the evidence so deeply that you won’t be able to find it, or they’ll take out anyone who tries to stop them.

Altogether now, let’s sing the Stonecutter song!

Who controls the British Pound?
Who keeps the Metric System down?
We do, we do…

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It’s “British crown” I believe, rhymes better that way.

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Say, you don’t suppose this candidate guy has seen From Hell a few too many times, do you?

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Everyone knows that the Freemasons are just a clever diversion from the real organization.

FNORD

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Who? The Knight of Columbus? :wink:

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The Rosicrucians?

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What a crock! I’m not a freemason, but I know some of them, and they are harmless fraternities that do charitable work, kinda like Lions and Elks and such, but with a little more ceremony. They have very little to no political power and aren’t interested in it either.

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Let’s get Hiryuu in here…stat!

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The Secret and Ancient Order of Weird Gay Canucks?

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…which is exactly what they want you to think.

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Well, I’m sure my Grandfather (now deceased, Mason), Grandmother (Eastern Star), Uncle (DeMolay, don’t believe he ever joined the Masons) and Mother (Job’s Daughters) will be very surprised to find they’re running anything.

Well, except my mother. It’s all about her anyway.

FNORD.

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Hmmm I always wondered what the G symbol was in the middle of the Masonic seal.
As Tuckerfan described it must be “Geothermal”. I see the connection now!

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I’d be careful. Reveal too many of their secrets in this thread, and they will find you. And kill you. They are everywhere, and they can find you.

I mean, if they can make Steve Guttenburg a star…

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Freemasons don’t rule the world.

I do.

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The Freemasons would rule the US Government, but they rolled a twelve, which is automatic failure no matter how much money the UFOs were throwing behind it. Luckily, the Assassins quickly used Punk Rockers to control the Republican Party, and some semblance of balance was achieved.

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And now the Gnomes of Zurich have you right where they want you…

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I’m afraid that you’re misled -

David Lee Hobson U. S. Congressman
Stanley Paul Meyer President, Columbia Realty Group

Therman Eugene Riggs
Retired U.S. Navy

Robert Sherman Callahan
President Victory Railway Company

J. Edgar Hoover
Director of the FBI

Buzz Aldrin
American Astronaut

Harry S. Truman
President of the United States

John Wayne
Movie Actor

Simcoe, Lord John Graves.
First Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada

Warren Harding
President of the United States

Ben Franklin (not 33 degree)
American inventor and Statesman

Barham, Eugene A.
American Admiral and war hero

This list goes on and on
Btw - my grandfather just reciently died, but before his death he was elected to become a 33 degree Mason, from the Scottish Rite

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Also the bible that the President of the U.S. is sworn in on every year is owned by the masons.

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Oh, one more thing about the list I posted above - all the people in that list were or are 33 degree Masons.

The 33 Degree being the highest rank a Mason can attain.

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My father is a Shriner, my brother is a 33 degree Mason, my sister a Job’s daughter. None of them are interested in ruling anything but if they were we’d be in good hands. They are all good people.