Since this thread is getting kinda old, I debated starting a new thread here in CS, or even in The Pit. But I decided that this show doesn’t deserve 2 threads.
I missed the episode before this last one, so I might have missed some stuff, but here’s basically what’s going on (in case Dio wants to pick it up again):
Coach Taylor was too busy with work to see his family for 8 months. (I read upthread about the baby being 3 months premature, but I got the impression from the first episode that he hadn’t seen them for 8 months. Maybe I’m wrong.)
Their daughter has turned into a ridiculous bitch. And Tyra can’t be blamed; because she’s been too busy banging ugly-Matt-Damon because she loves him for how he killed her attacker. (It’s a good thing nobody worked at that store.)
Last year they had a ridiculous storyline where all the black players got mad at a coach because he said a relatively innoculous thing about black people being good athletes. This season they’ve reversed it. When prompted by the media to say that he’s carrying the team on his back, Smash basically said “No, I would’t say that. But this is my year, and I’m going to play well”. The other teammates were so incensed at his statement that they sent Matt Cerasen (sp?) to talk to him. Smash told him that this is his senior year, and he’s going to do his best to get a college scholarship. Matt was so mad at his disrespect, that he tackled him from behind IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME. Apparently the straw that broke the camel’s back was the fact that they ran a play from shotgun formation where the center snapped the ball directly to Smash, who ran it in for a touchdown. I don’t know if Matt knew about the play or not, but it’s stupid either way.
BTW, Were there ANY seniors on the team last year? Other than Jason, who still refuses to listen to his caustic-but-well-meaning-and-experienced friend? Jason is going to Mexico to get his legs fixed. Stem cells, doncha know? He’s going to pay for the surgery with all the money that he’s going to get from a Nigerian that just e-mailed him. He just dumped his former best friend Riggins, which prompted Riggins to join him on his journey.
Riggins, by the way, seems to have forgotten that the best game of his life came after setting the bottle aside for a few days before a game. Because he’s back to going to practice hungover every day.
Riggins’ brothers is banging Riggins’ single-mom, next-door-neighbor ex-girlfriend. This girl didn’t have to go far to find a man.
Lyla found Jesus is a big, big way.
I think that should get everybody caught up. Let me know if I missed anything.