Friend just told me world leaders are reptilians

Guy I have known since I was 14 and well I guess I didn’t really respect him but I never thought he was a nut. He just told me he didn’t want to disturb me or shatter my view of the world, but the NWO leaders who are imposing agenda 21? on the world aren’t even human they are all reptilians, every single world leader is a reptilian. And they are somehow using vaccinations to cause autism as part of a plot to create negative emotions which they feed off of.

He seemed absolutely serious.

:eek:

He’s totally insane. They don’t even have reptiles on their home planet.

There is a British footballer and then sportscaster, David Ick, who is a big proponent of this world view. Jon Ronson has a very funny book called Them which dedicates a chapter to Ick and the reptilian overlords.

Instead of arguing against him, tell him “So what? Reptilians are obviously smarter than humans. Why not be under their rule? The world’s better this way”

“I resent your bigoted and ignorant remarks about me and my friends.”

Whenever my friends tell me that, I just look back and give them a long stare…then blink sideways.

Wouldn’t reptilians be in favor of global warming?

Well, cladistically, he’s kinda right, I guess :wink:

It’s David Icke, not Ick; I have an ex who used to take him seriously, and I got forced to know these things.

Are you telling me Obama sleeps next to a heat rock?

I always thought they ate crickets. There’s a sale going on, 50% more, at my local pet shop.

Reptiles read, now?

Does your friend also eat flies?

Someone’s been taking Rowdy Roddy Piper wa-a-a-a-a-y too seriously.

Please, please, please, put me in touch with your friend. I so wanna Skype/Facetime the guy so I can point and laugh. :smiley:

Holy Buckaroo Banzai Batman.

Teenage Mutant Ninja World Leaders?

Well, according to Public Policy Polling, 4% of Americans believe “lizard people” control our society, so you’re bound to come across one eventually. :slight_smile: (Seriously, it’s one of the more welll-known whackadoodle theories out there, but I don’t think I personally know any lizard people/reptilian believers.)

In case you were like me and had never heard of agenda 21:

I, for one, …

What was it about him prior to learning this factoid that caused you not to respect him?

Eh nothing in particular, I just meant like I didn’t admire him or would ask him to raise my kid if I died or something like that.

That’s preposterous. Everyone knows it’s the mole people who secretly rule the world. Lizards are just the shock troops.