There are genuine issues? 
Someone talked? :dubious:
Anyone watch Dirty Jobs Down Under Journey to Croc Country? From 2012 but it was rerun last night.
Why do these nutters like wearing aluminum foil hats so much? I thought it was common knowledge that the mindscanners mounted on the black helicopters can penetrate two solid feet of steel.
Ahhh, but steel isn’t aluminum, now is it?!
This is good news - just get a big heat lamp and rock and you can rule the world.
I’m trying to imagine how a reptile manages to face toward Mecca, even while flying over it.
How do they stay cool in the deserts? I mean, not only is Obama a Muslim, but so are (obviously the Saud family of Arabia, and all the other leaders in that part of the world? Do they run into their private airliners and turn on the A/C then shed their human skins? Or would temps over 110 F feel good?
Putin is old-line KGB and wants to re-establish the old Russian Empire (that means you, Baltics!); but a reptile? Can’t see it…
No way man, Putin is definitely a reptile. Ask Dale Gribble.
Call me crazy if you will. But I believe the Jews are controlling the government of Israel.
On a more serious note, I do not endorse any of Icke’s ideas. My explaining what his ideas are doesn’t mean I agree with them. His theories about Jewish conspiracies are just as wrong as his theories about reptilian conspiracies.
I thought it was the Zionists who were controlling the government of Israel?
Yes, but do the Zionists control the Jews, or is it the other way around? Enquiring minds want to know.
Anti-Semite!
Pro-Semite!
Yosemite!
Yosemite? Yosemite! The conspiracy RUNS ALL THE WAY INTO THE HEARTLAND OF AMERICA!
Why do you feel you have to clarify this? Are the Reptilians watching you? Just nod for “yes” and shake your head for “no.”
I sense this is meant to be snark, but in fact, if you know what “Zionist” means, you should know that it is pretty much true by definition that the government of Israel is controlled by Zionists.
I thought the Crab People where the ones plotting to take over. Wait, we defeated them.
“Crab People . . . Crab People . . . Crab People”
Well of course, the underground volcano lair is practically mandatory.
We’re crab people now. We live by the crab and we die by the crab.
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For hipster supervillains, anyway.