Friends?

I don’t think your analogy demonstrates what you think your analogy demonstrates.

I got The Blob, Rashomon, and Pink Flamingoes. But* Old Yeller*? I remember Old Yeller got shot, but I’m dead sure it wasn’t in Viet Nam. Pretty sure, anyway.

But, yeah, what does this “friend” stuff mean? And the 3,000 requests I got but ignored, is that what crashed the server?

I"m crushed.

I thought Sleeps with Butterflys was saying “yes, I’ve read Scylla’s stuff and remain unimpressed”, to which ivylass replied with “THE HORROR OF FREAKIN BLIMPS man!”

Anyway, it’s not an analogy, its a… you know… one of them things… A PALINDROME! Ya that’s it.

What does a the Wasilla Hockey Arena have to do with anything?

elucidator, come over here.

closer…

closer…

SMACK!

Dude.

In with the funk, out with the jive.

Or is it the other way around? Whatever. Pull the string.

I’m just a fair-weather friend myself. Less hassles all around.

Because of this thread I just now discovered the we have the ability to friend people on the dope. How new is this ability?

And what exactly is it for? Does it entail any moral obligations?

You do realize this sounds incredibly sad, don’t you? Did your mother have to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you? (Phyllis Diller shout out!)

Go ‘way from Scylla’s window,
Leave at your own chosen speed.
He’s not the one you want, babe,
He’s not the one you need.
You say you’re lookin’ for someone
Never weak but always strong,
To protect you an’ defend you
Whether you are right or wrong,
Someone to open each and every door,
But it ain’t him, babe,
No, no, no, it ain’t him, babe,
It ain’t him you’re lookin’ for, babe

When you’re down and troubled
And you need a helping hand
And nothing, oh nothing is going right.
Don’t close your eyes and think “Scylla”
'Cause he will not be there
He’s home watching a Bluray of “Dark Knight”

Ain’t it good to know he’s not your friend.

Scyl’, most people would turn you away
I don’t listen to a word they say
They don’t see you as I do
I wish they would try to
They’d have to search as far as Manila
To find a friend like Scylla

His mother didn’t want to touch him long enough to tie steaks around his neck.

Me, too.

He was askin’ for it.

Welcome back, Scylla.

I for one thought it was lovely.

It does. It only works, however, if the background changes a lot. In a pinch, rapidly evolving lighting conditions can do the trick. Try accelerating the sun as it rises and wanes outside your window, then report.

It has existed for a very long time. Maybe from the beginning.

A feature is that your “friends” posts are (or used to be) displayed in larger formats. At some point I used this in order to notice more easily the posts written by some people, for some reason or another (liked the poster or found his posts generally interesting, wanted to follow debates on a particular topic, etc…). It didn’t really work properly.

What I had missed is that people were warned, and I think had to agree when I added them as friends. So, I was adding friends, deleting them, re-adding them depending on my interests at the moment. I assume some have probably wondered why I was doing so.

So you don’t do MPSIMS during the Monsoon?

Scylla, Charibdis wants to be your friend and wants to know why you aren’t answering your PMs.

So this is why my boss is always pissed off at me.

Long time no see, Scylla.

Welcome back!!

The girl in TERABITHIA wasn’t being molested. Now Scylla just made it even worse for me.
BUT I STILL LOVED THE POST!