You see that thing down there at the bottom of this post?
No. Not that one. The other with the smiley’s on it.
Yup. That’s it. The one that says “Buddy list.”
Click that bad boy for me, please.
You did it?
Ok. Now you’re my buddy. Friendship is just that easy. Now I can impose on you, get drunk and throw up in your car, Stop by for dinner without invitation. I don’thave to worry about being considerate 'cuz now I’m your buddy and you have to put up with me.
If I need a quarter for the soda machine, I’ll be sure and come to you, and I won’t worry about returning that book or that garden tool I borrowed.
I can put things on your tab at the bar now.
I want to be fair though. If somebody’s my buddy I don’t want to take advantage of them.
Post here on my thread and I’ll click your buddy button (You know you like it when I do that,) that way you can call me up at three o’clock in the morning, sobbing and hysterical, or you can borrow my car and drive it into a tree. You’ll be able to feel free to just take anything out of my desk and borrow it without asking.
Didja like that? Did it feel good when I hit that button? I bet it did!
Hmm…buddies, eh? Will you drive me home on Friday night? It’s been oh so long since I wasn’t the transportation person…and I haven’t ralphed in someone’s car for years!
And I promise that if you ever need a snowshovel, you can borrow mine. My hammer, too, if you need it.
Alright, I hit your button…can I borrow $10 for gas money? I’ll let you drive my DeLorean for a little while? I KNOW you’ve been wanting that for a while. What do you say, buddy? Trade?
I … I feel like I finally belong! snif No longer shall I be “That Dragon person, I dunno, I think he complains about Starbucks all the time or something” …
Now I shall be “That Dragon person who complains about Starbucks all the time AND is Scylla’s buddy”!
This is the happiest day of my … okay maybe it’s not. Time for a root beer & peach schnapps.
The one I’ve been watching and following all these months. The one I have pictures of on my walls. The one who has that WIFE who should be grateful she has him. The one I follow to work. Yesssss…that buddy. OMG…was that my out loud voice?
Hey duuude! Only funnin! Really! Will you be my bestest buddy???