From Julia Roberts to Carrot Top...

So as lame as it was, in high school we definately used the system of ranking each other on social status. Like Hollywood, my high school had an A-list, B-list, C-list and D-list.

I was right on the B-list for sure. I wasn’t as rich and hot as some. But I still had lots of friends, went out on the weekend, drank…but I did my homework, made good grades and read books for fun.

The C-list girls (all girls high school) were the nerds. Good grades, nice people, but tended to go see Star Wars movies together and took the optional summer class on Chaucer for fun.

The D-list were the girls who seemed to have something actively wrong with them. Like the girl with the nasal voice that would send people running in the opposite direction. Or the girl that picked and ate her boogers, the girl whose Little Mermaid underwear you could see when she hobbled pigeon toed down the hall.

Did you guys have anything this shallow and absurd in high school? Where did you fit in.

This also got me thinking about celebrity. I googled it and read about the Ulmer scale. A way of rating celebrity power. I want to know how this really pans out. There are people who are OBVIOUSLY A-list. Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman

How do you think this works? Who is where. all you hear about in the media are the teen queens like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Are they A-list or do they get knocked down by the fact that they could ever win an oscar?

Who is on the B, C, and D list? Kathy Griffin claims to be the queen of the D list or whatever, but I think she isn’t really that low as like say someone who has been on a reality show and lost. Or like washed out ex-celebs who ride the zamboni at a hockey game in Peoria.

Lets make a list. Come on its fun. I know its not as intellectually stimulating as most dopers would lie but lets face it, I have a lab report to procrastinate on.

who goes where.

I suggest you lurk a little bit more.

Boys have different ways of sorting out the pecking order.
Markedly non-verbal way.
You might describe the process as anti-communication.
It’s painful.
So is remembering my high school days.

I thought this would be a thread about redheads - that’s the only reason I clicked it.

I don’t think this thread is going to win you any friends with this crowd, judging by the number of “who hated prom” type threads.

Our school really didn’t break down that way. It was more of an 80’s Breakfast Club model. Think of a wheel with six spokes:

---------jocks/cheerleaders
preppies-------|/----------hoods
nerds----------/|----------slacker/stoners
----------------freaks

Also think of it being on two axis: x=level of delinquentness and y=overall coolness

Each axis is a diametrically opposed archtype. Each archtype gets along with the archtype on either side of it but detests the archtypes on the opposite end of its spoke. They dislike the archtype to the left and right of it’s opposite a little less.

So for example, if you were a really preppy guy, you might hang out with some jocks, some nerdier guys and girls but not too many freaks or slackers.

Hoods (Judd Nelson types) might hang out with jocks from football and non-athletic stoners. The likely pick on nerds and think preppy kids are “gay”.

The A, B, C, D level hierarchy you describe would most adequately describe my college experience (or A Brave New World). Social life at my college was pretty rigidly defined. Everything was “what dorm are you in?”, “What frat are you in?”, etc, etc. Kind of stupid since everyone was the same person anyway.

Tom Cruise is on a list alright, but it sure ain’t any “A” list.

Same here.

Note to self, don’t google “redhead male celebrities” again. :eek:

I clicked on it because I wanted to see how Carrot Top and Julia Roberts could be mentioned in the same thread title.

I imagine that Carrot Top himself was surprised to see it, if he happens to be a member here.

If I get the OP correctly, this belongs in Cafe Society, as it is about actors/actresses. I think. lobstermobster, please feel free to write a more focussed OP, and post it here (if it’s about high school) or in CS (if it’s about actors/actresses. Or both. :slight_smile:

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