Hee hee. The timing of this bear’s expletive couldn’t have been better:
It only took me three read-bys to get the thread title. 
Have you met his son? I’m not condeming the bear until we have his side of the story.
Roy was even more shocked when he later encountered the “South Park Talking Cartman Deluxe Action Figure” …
“Tim-may…!” 
Man, you have got to go out and buy one of those.