From the office of the presidency.

[aruvqan]

Wow, email from an office …

THE PRESIDENCY

OFFICE OF PRESIDENCY

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

THE PRESIDENCY
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
FROM THE DESK OF SENATE
PRESIDENT, SENATOR DAVID MARK
FOREIGN PAYMENT
SETTLEMENT BOARD HOUSE OF SENATE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
DIRECT MOBILE : +234 8033386165
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
RE: YOUR DELAYED PAYMENT.

Firstly, I want to assure you that I can guarantee the immediate payment of your Fund to you without further delays. In a brief introduction, I Senate President, Senator David Mark and the International contract payment supervisor with the Federal Government of Nigeria attached with the (EUROPEAN UNION AUTOMATED CLEARING ADMINISTRATORS).

My office is vested with the sole duty of verifying and approving/ monitoring every international inheritance/contract payment transactions that is above USD$1Million coming out of Nigeria . And presently your payment file has been referred to my desk for final ratification and recommendation from the office of the Nigerian Remittance Office, for payment to your nominated account. This is in line with our constitutional payment policies.

However, I write you personally outside my official capacity to inform you on my findings concerning the delay in the payment of your Fund here in Nigeria. Based on my proper review of your payment file, I am aware of several reasons behind the delay in your Payment of your inheritance here in Nigeria, which has probably cost you a lot of money. I want you to know that I will assist you to redeem your due payment without further delays.

NOTE THAT ALL CHARGES WILL BE DEDUCTED FROM THE PRINCIPAL SUM; YOU WILL ONLY BE REQUIRED TO SECURE A DEDUCTION CERTIFICATE FROM THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA BEFORE THE TRANSFER WILL BE MADE.

I will assist you and at the same time, I will request that you reconfirm to this office immediately with your particulars for further clarifications of the informations i have here on my desk.

You are hereby requested to call me on the above number immediately you receive this message. You are also requested to send your full contact informations.(Tel and Fax) and also your address for proper confirmation.

I want you to note that investigation are going in regards to the Fees you have been sending illegally to the so called chamber under the Presidency. Be warned that you have to stop all communications with the people that you have been sending money to.
Regards

Senator David Mark

Senate President.

Federal Republic Of Nigeria

And only 1 misspellings

Has anybody ever called a phone number found in one of these? And is Nigeria a Federal Republic of Nigeria? And I didn’t even know I ws supposed to be getting a payment … :dubious:

[Oakminster]

Dear Senator David Mark,

 I'm very pleased to accept these funds on behalf of my organization, the Free Beer Initiative.  Please send all further correspondence via hard copy to my personal attention at:

J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

Or feel free to call (202) 324-3000 and ask for “Bob”.

Sincerely,

Robert S. Mueller, III
Director.

[Regallag_The_Axe]

Dear Senators Persident,

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Sinceresly, Velsht Holgson, of Kishinev, Moldova