Maybe you should get a fruitcake suppository (he said, punning the title of this thread). 
Um, bad news fnord1966.
I had some friends over last night.
The fruitcake did not survive the onslaught.
(Vultures, all of them! There were bits of fruit flying everywhere! Oh, the humanity! Oh, the carnage!)
I can send you the crumbs.
(Fear not, I’m sure I am destined to be blessed with more fruitcakes. Heck, I have friends who gift me with zucchini during the summer.)
**fnord1966 wrote:
Aww, come on, there has to be more than 3 fruitcakes un the universe, I was at Costco day before yesterday and there was a table with about 300 on em on it. I just had to get 3 of them.**
Those fruit cakes are tricky things! If you multiply the square root of Heisenberg’s principle by the avg. of Plank’s constant and raise it to Nth power of Special Relativity, you’ll get an idea of just how fast those fruit cakes are!
Hey fnord… if there’s any over flow I would be happy to store some of them for you… for a price of course.
I was thinking of using that title, It probably would have goten more views, but I didnt want it getting sidetracked into the Anal Insertion thread.
Bump.
Hey, I only have one so far, help an illuminati out.
Bump again, it seems my last bump didnt have much affect.
I like fruitcake. I do not care how dry it is. I like fruitcake.
Then again, I did go to boarding school for four years, so perhaps that explains it.
I also like fruitcake. Don’t know why it gets such a bad rap, other than it doesn’t taste good once it’s old.
(Well, what the hell food does? I don’t like tainted steak, either!)