I really ought to put this into GQ for a factual answer, but I’m fucking fuming over this piece of shit, and I feel comfortable swearing about here in The Pit.
Why the hell is it that every time Microsoft “upgrades” their shitty-ass products, it adds all these stupid “extra features” that frustrate the hell out of me? You know that I had to search Google Groups to figure out how to turn off XP CD autoplay? Hint: it’s not part of the OS any more. But today’s concern is specifically with Outlook 2003.
I just got the corporate load of Office 2003 today, which replaced the perfectly working Office XP. I’ve figured out how to get my folder list back, but I can’t get rid of the stupid “Navigation Pane.” There’s not preference for it. I’ve erase all of the stupid ass buttons, but now it’s taking up a good chunk of the Folder List pane with the dumb-ass shaded grey emty box. So…
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[li]How do I get rid of the Navigation Pane entirely?[/li][/ul]
Okay this is Office-wide, but I use Outlook almost more than anything. The stupid shaded grey menu bars offer a high degree of contract compared to the rest of all of the Office windows. This is distracting as hell, because instead of concentrating on the task at hand, the damn high-contrast keeps irritating me. It’s like the feeling of having someone stand behind you as you work. Because MS constantly violates their own goddamn interface standards changed in the Display control panel do nothing, and there’s no preference that I can find. So…
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[li]How do I get rid of all of the high-contrast grey?[/li][/ul]
Okay, I want to check my calendar, so I select it in the folder list. Now my entire goddamn folder list becomes a moving target because a useless stupid little calendar occupies a pane that’s inserted above the folder list. Doesn’t Microsoft employ and goddamn interface people? Itdoesn’t even take a high-priced expert to tell them that moving targets on people is stupid-stupid-stupid. Now I click on another folder in the folder list, and of course the calendar disappears and eveything fsck’ing shifts again.
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[li]How do I make the calendar behave?[/li][/ul]
Okay, I admit I’ve not researched the last question myself – it’s probably (hopefully) completely obvious. But I’ve already spent an hour resetting all of the stupid, insulting preferences in all of the Office apps (correct the first letter of sentences – wah-wah-wah; select the entire word when selecting – I want my milk and cookies; auto-make hyperlinks – I want my mommy). This moving folder list was the final straw. I just can’t believe this shit that we’re forced to use. Hello? I don’t know why we ever replaced PINE and WordStar.