Love you, too, sweetheart!
Bwaaaahahahahaha! ::wipes tears::
What’s it like living in your head, dear?
Hi Bosstone! Hi Really Not All That Bright! Hi cricetus! Hi LilShieste!
As well as incredibly poorly nicknamed.
He should attend more closely to the examples offered by friend Bricker and myself, who shine as beacons of Sweet Reason.
Oh. God. He had to wrangle MONTY, Dio. He had to keep DeGaulle under control. He had to keep every king and president and every general happy. And that includes Patton.
If you don’t think juggling armies and heads of armies and logistics and strategy like that isn’t political, I don’t know what is. It’s an appointed political office, but it’s a political office.
And I don’t think you’re pretty enough for George’s tastes, Dio.
The first City Hall in New York City was a tavern. You can still see the outline where it was on bricks in the street. You want me to get the alcohol bill for one of George Washington’s runs for office? It was something like over two hundred bucks.
They weren’t beggars, nooo.
Huh. I think I know a lot more American history than I thought I did.
July 5, 1776 9:14 am
“Look, Thom, I don’t know what this “Declaration” thing is, but I know I didn’t sign anything last night. George brought a barrel of whiskey, Alex did his Tommy Paine impression…again!.. and that was about it…”
Our national anthem is a drinking song…
David Letterman is, despite all of that, a better man than you. So is John Wayne Gacy. Deal with it, asshole.
BrainGlutton, I’d like to see your evidence that John Wayne Gacy is a better man than Plan B. Plan B may be an unpleasant person, but that really is a unkind and inaccurate comparison.
Only on the Dope do we start with “David Letterman is a mysoginist!” and end up with “George Washington was too a good president!”
Well, for what it’s worth, I’ve never woken up in Plan B’s crawlspace.
Hi Shayna!
Same Shayna as ever, I see. As if a demonstration of that were actually needed, or even useful. Damn shame, that.
Let’s not be too moralistic about the Founding Fathers and their drinking habits, people. Water purity was problematic back then. Beer and ale were the drinks of choice because the alcohol tended to kill off the microorganisms.
Besides, what the hell else did they have to amuse themselves with of an evening? Endless minuets with each others’ ugly wives to the tune of a harpsichord, and that’s pretty much it.
At least now we got a black person in the White House that Thomas Jefferson didn’t fuck.
As far as we know.
Regards,
Shodan
So glad I didn’t disappoint you. Let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you, dear.
Huggles,
Shayna
Irrelevant, I’ll grant you, but not a tu quoque, and nothing about Bill Clinton.
You feeling alright?
Same Elvis as ever. Who was being moralistic? Do you want me to go on about General Washington’s tendency to grow pot?
I’m gonna go start a Pit of myself, for reading this stupid thread all the way through.
(kaylasdad99 quickly reviews how many subjects the thread has accommodated)
On second thought, I’ll do it right here: I suck. :mad:
But do you blow?
You know who else sucked?
Hitler!
Regards,
Shodan
I don’t blow.
But I’m a fan.
