I find a little humor in nearly everything. Including dropping my ex’s casket AND the story about my husband falling into the bonfire and being put out by a friend. I can’t block the visual! I just can’t!
We’re going to need a good clan name. And a motto.
Any thoughts?
How about… Clan GPM. (Great Pussy Maurauders)
Motto: well… the thread title might do.
Nah… I got nothin’. You try. 
Please may I join your clan? I hold nothing sacred and I also have boobies.
Look, anybody can come in here and claim to have boobies. And I’m not falling for the kind with the beak and feathers.
I’m going to need to see some proof…
I was able to work this into a conversation once:
“Copulate with the humorless.”
Got a blank look, sure. (That translates into English as… oh, never mind.) (There is a joke there somewhere, but I can’t find it either.)
But anyhow, the main reason we should laugh is that it’s all so damn funny!
All right, but prepare to be underwhelmed.
()()
wolf whistle, catcall 
I’m so jealous!
Wow, Kyth, are those real? 