Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke?!

…What say you?

I say, Fuck em if they think it is ok to be-geeky obsessive, but not too geeky-obsessive.

I had a friend who liked to say “Joke 'em if they can’t take a fuck.”

I say fuck 'em if they dress all naughty and “spank me” like that and glide into my room so their soft perfume drifts into my senses just so, and they recline next to me.

Yeah, then fuck 'em.

I mean it was one little cat joke…

So it involved a three story window and flight but it was strictly in the name of scientific research. I was a precocious seven year old.

Is that so wrong?

Dude. We have GOT to hook up and form our own tribe when civilization crashes. Initial clan recruitment will be an easy 2 step process:

Step 1) Does potential clanmate have a sense of humor? Do they hold anything so sacred that it can be profaned verbally? If Yes, bash in their skull and take their food. If not, move to step 2.
Step 2) never mind step 2, once step 1 is implemented any other shortcomings can pretty much be overlooked. Let 'em in and show them to their grotto.

Step 3) Profit!

Aha! So we’ve indentified the missing step 2!

Oh, THAT kind of fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke. Sorry, it’s been a slow week…

Generally speaking I stand on the side that frowns on 3 story windows and cat stories. But, if people can’t see humor in a situation, any situation, then fuck 'em.

Hell, my sister and I collapsed in convulsive laughter at the funeral home arranging our dad’s funeral home.

I want a grotto facing the beach.

"Ow! Quit it, guys! It isn’t that I don’t have a sense of humor about it, it’s that you haven’t said anything funny. "

Picks up his own club, and goes to town on his attacker

“When the lowest type of people hear Tao, they laugh at it. If they did not laugh, it would not be Tao.”

this quote sprang to mind right when i saw the title of the thread.

I should probably keep the orgy and doing a rabbit from a speed trap to myself. Right? Yeah. I probably won’t ask her out after all.

Is this the same girl who was taking off your pants?

Waitaminnit…what? Did I miss something about pants?

Just sounded like someone was getting lucky…

Luck has nothing to do with it.

Though pleading and groveling with liberal amounts of alcohol helps.

Well, if they didn’t have a sense of humour, I’d really rather not… you know.


So, is this the thread where I can wish all my jewish and athiest friends a Merry Christmas? ;j

Don’t forget your Muslim friends and your Jehovah’s Witness friends! :smiley:

Oooh! I’m in!!!

And Kyth and I both have boobies–we’d be valuable additions to the clan. :smiley:

Please. Step into my grotto…