Fuck Frank TV!! Fuck Bon Jovi!!

I thought this shit was over after last year TBS you filthy fucking cocksuckers! Please don’t ruin the Cubs post-season sweep for me by bombarding me with 2 Frank TV commercials at every break again! FUCK!!

And wasn’t there a new song you could have beat to death this year? You had to bring Bon Jovi’s ‘I Love This Town’ song back again??? FUCK!!

FUCK YOU TBS!!!

FUCK YOU FRANK TV!!!

FUCK YOU JBJ!!

FUCK YOU RICHIE SAMBORAS FEDORA!!

Even though I’m rooting for the Dodgers in this series, I agree 100% with the rant. Last year was horrible with the Frank tv commercials. Then, we have to deal with FOX’s horrible coverage of the World Series.

Dears Cubsfan,

No problem, we’ll let the Dodgers ruin it instead.

Sincerely,

TBS, Frank TV, JBJ and Richie Sambora’s Fedora.

If Frank Caliendo can pitch, I say 86 thr bumpers and get on the hill, ya chubby little shit. God DAMN did they fuck that one up.