FUCK FUCK! Down on my goddamn luck (Short and to the point) (Pictures!)

You girls beat me to him.

You’re adorable.

At least you have that. :smiley:

He has BAD respiratory problems. I don’t know where it stems from because he never smoked afaik. He was on the way out 3 years ago and had to be revived a few times. He signed a DNR but miraculously hasn’t needed it since then. It won’t be long now though.

Hey, you ladies are making me blush by the way :smiley: .

I felt slightly sorry for you until I saw the thumbs up pic, and all the gals oohing and ahhing over you… but now…

you young, good looking little pussy! :wink:

Wow! You’ve certainly taken the express lane to shit city. OTOH, so much bad karma has befallen you in this short stretch, you should have a total skate for the remainder of the decade.

What with all of the Doper women after you, you could be a movie star:

Cisco, in Doper Girls Gone Wild :eek: :smiley:

Just remember who got to him first, mkay? :cool:

Look on the bright side: All this will make you stronger.

At least I hope it will, since it beats the alternative.

I can’t say I’m up on how insurance works, (touch wood) I’ve never had to bother my insurance company beyond telling them that unless they lower my premium, I’m switching to someone who will. However, if the cops have the license plate of the idiot thanks to your neighbour, then surely all the money for repairs including the deductable would come from him or his insurance company (assuming he has one) rather than you? I was under the impression that the deductable was money you paid when it was your fault or there was no-one else to pin it on.

Either way, I hope the cops eventually catching the bastard is a sign of things turning round for you.

But seriously… who steals a headrest? :confused:

I googled headrest and got a tremendous number of hits. Most of the first page dealt with installing video monitors in headrests. Perhaps the maleficent fucktard screwed up his own headrest trying to install a monitor and is using yours for his second attempt.

Good luck with your insurance company.

Ebay has nothing in the way of a beige cloth headrest. Try this board. It’s the largest Honda tech board. They helped me replace my rear Accord leather seat. One of them probably has your headrest. I mean a replacement headrest. :wink:

Honda Tech.com

A Honda Accord :slight_smile: Is it a Type-S ?

Thanks astro. I’m hoping I can find one for significantly cheaper than $80 else I’ll just buy a new one from Honda.

SpectBrain - That’s my friend’s leading theory about the headrest - someone stole it to put a TV in it.

Another thing I thought of was that it could’ve been a scavenger hunt. A bunch of my friends held a scavenger hunt one time when I was a teenager and there were some WEIRD things on the list. Things like a license plate, a doorknob, etc. We got the license plate off a boat trailer (this was in the winter) and put it back the same night. Got the doorknob out of construction house and also put it back the same night. Still stupid I know, and I wouldn’t do it now, but no harm no foul.

Yeah, it all sucks, but at least you have cool neighbors :slight_smile:

This is a whole lot of grief in a short amount of time. I think it is great that you are keeping a sense of humor, it usually helps to get you through this kind of thing. I have nothing constructive to say, just wanted to send you ::huggles:: and hopes for a better job soon, and that the jerk who hit you has REALLY good insurance.

Scotti

CrowBar/PryBar and sum DuckTape… Yeaaa cum on!!!
What u git thar is a gen-u-wine gud 'ol bo cur!

Then get you some nick cheap foozies and some PBR! You can find the floozies at
yer local Waffle House or Hooters. The younger the better man! Then play some
Skynard…

FREEBIRD!

And pop that PBR open. After 10 or 20, that girl will look finer than bondo on a
Nova sitting on blocks. Now that the mood is right, you might want to step out on
the balcony, take your shirt off and yell to the neighbors that you are gonna jump.
After an hour or so of this, the police will surely come. Then the piece du resistance:
You get to be on COPS… Bad boys, bad boys… whatcha gonna do?

Now that floozie you just met, why, she’s gonna love you so much, she’s gonna yell
and scratch that COPS until he pepper-sprays her. Since she got their attention
away from you, you can hop in that Good Ole Boy Car and RUN, FOREST RUN!!!

Soon enough, your life will be the envy of every Bubba and Junior this side of
the Mississippi!

OR: Since you seem to be in some crazy city known as Fenix, aren’t there some
legal hookers around there? I’m sure your buds could spare $5 each to hook you
up dog!

This has been a message from the Irresponsible frienDs wIthout cOmmon sense
or responsibiliTy aSsociation.
When you are having a bad week, month, year or lifetime, just give us a call and
your life will suddenly seem just fine.

Using my extreme powers of deduction I glanced at the photos and discovered that, in one of them, was a huge clue about the identity of your hit-and-run driver.

If you look closely you can see some guy crouched down low giving the thumbs up sign - RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR DAMAGED WHEEL!.

He must be the CRIMINAL!

But upon reading futher I realized that the person is actually just you