My car got trashed last night.

My shopping list:

Milk
Diet Coke
A new last night that doesn’t involve the brutal slaughter of my car
Orange juice

So yeah, I went to Ikea all excited that I was going to finally have the rest of the pieces for my bed and be able to live like a normal person and on the way back I got hit from behind and knocked into the car in front of me. So now not only do I not have a bed, but I’m minus my brand new car. And all the hours I spent standing in the middle of/on the shoulder of the highway, waiting for reports to be written up so the police could drive me somewhere to get a cab home (just moved here recently, don’t know anybody).

I’m okay. I was stopped when the accident happened, and I think the car that hit me was just accelerating from a stop, so it wasn’t that big a risk in terms of personal injury. Right let hurts a teeny tiny bit from being jammed against the brake when I was hit, so I’m going to get it checked out today in case I need to file a medical claim later on.

But the car…oh, the car. The back bumper was torn off, the back right corner was pushed in so it was touching the tire, the hood was crimped and the front bumper caved in some, and it looked like something was leaking out of the engine. I’m sure there was damage I didn’t even see, it being dark and me not being at my most composed.

Anyway, whether or not Rosebud’s totalled is a borderline thing. If I can get the guy’s insurance company to send me a rental car today then I’m going out to the towyard to take pictures today or tomorrow. I don’t know which verdict I’d prefer–on the one hand, I’m really attached to this car and I’d like to have it back. On the other, I’m not sure I want to deal with the amount of time it’s going to take to have it fixed only to get back a vehicle that’s never going to be the same, and maybe it would be best to have the responsible party’s insurance company buy me a new one if they’re willing.

Of course what I’d most prefer would be to go back in time and leave for the store earlier so as not to have to deal with any of this. But that’s not going to happen.

There go my grand plans for getting my life back on track this weekend. I should have known better than to let myself get into the groove of a good day.

Anyway, I guess I’m

a) pitting myself for not getting my act together and leaving sooner
b) pitting the Dan Ryan Expressway for having such terrible, horrible, no-good traffic patterns

but mostly

c) pitting the fucker who hit me (who got a ticket and has to go to court, by the way) for NOT LOOKING WHERE YOU’RE FUCKING GOING, ASSHOLE!

Ahem. (You see, this did belong in the pit after all!)

You live in Chicago. This won’t be the first car you lose to an idiot. Just be glad you have his insurance info. I lost over a grand to a hit and run. Sorry for the loss, but it could be worse.

Ouch! That really sucks. Don’t kick yourself for being in the right place at the wrong time.
I hope the insurance company will buy you a new car.

Yikes! Just moved here and driving the Ryan? A brave soul you are. Drivers Ed teachers around here warned you to stay off the Ryan at all costs, and that was like 12 years ago. Of course there’s no substitute for experience, just be happy there was nothing aside from that. (the guy didn’t try and run, or something worse, i’ve seen it happen)

Glad you weren’t really hurt, best of luck with the insurance companies.

Oh, yeah, I definitely don’t mean to imply that this is the worst that could have happened. I heard about a couple of hit and runs over the police radio just during the time I was sitting in the back of the cruiser waiting for the officer to complete her paperwork.

In my case the guy couldn’t have run even if he wanted to. His car was in worse shape than mine (as in: not even a chance it’ll be repaired; onto the scrap heap with it).

And of course I’m counting my lucky stars that neither I nor anyone else was injured. That would have turned a merely crappy end to the day into a really horrific one.

OK, enough sympathy. Now the joke. Seeing the thread title, I thought you were going to say you bought a muscle car and filled it with racing alcohol.

:smiley:

The other meaning of “trashed” did cross my mind as I was typing the thread title, but I was too lazy to make it less ambiguous. And good thing, since now I’ve gotten some amusement out of it.

I’m here to spread joy. Mostly. :wink: