Throw in a couple “cocksuckers” and you’ve got the start of a real solid Deadwood episode.
The fucks are coming from inside the house!
Ewwww!
Chill, dude. This too shall pass.
We were having trouble with a vendor at the place I used to work at. The big boss came in to talk to me about it since I was the purchaser. I expected him to come up with a totally unworkable plan or a way to show how it was all my fault. After listening to my story he said:
“Fuck those fucking fucks!”
Short, concise, and clear. It is now my mantra for all situations when dealing with disappointing people. Hell, I may use it as my epitaph.
Ask your doctor if Fuckital is right for you.
Or not. Fuckit.
And the Doctor.
And the horse he rode in on.
Stupid fucker.
I’ve heard side effects may include Upset stomach, Aching breasts, Leaking Anal Fissures, Dropsy, Combativeness, Gangrene of the genitals, Obsequiousness, Ennui and Bad breath.
So keep a toothbrush handy.
Only I didn’t say “fudge”.
On the other hand, a 180 grain cuproplumbum injection of Enditol, applied orally, has very few reported side effects.
Oh my!
They’re fucked.
Jet boy jet girl
Bo!
Got an editing job for you.
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Wait, do you mean there’s non-Leaking Anal Fissures? Fuck me!
You’re discriminating against fuckers. They have rights too.
I’m already on antidepressants, and I’m ready to fuck it all, too. What’s the least unpleasant way to commit suicide? Is Veronal still a thing?
- What The Fuck? (WTF)
This is a common phrase that’s used when you are confused, irritated, or angry. It’s often abbreviated to “wtf.” - Fuck!
Used to express anger or pain. - Fuck it.
You say fuck it when you just don’t care anymore. It can also be used to admit defeat. - Holy fuck!
Used to express surprise. You can also say “holy shit” or “holy fucking shit.” - Fuck you/him/her/that.
Used to express anger, rage, hatred, or contempt with someone or something else. - Go fuck yourself.
Used in similar situations as “fuck you,” “go fuck yourself,” is used to express anger, frustration, hatred, or contempt with someone else. “Go fuck yourself” literally means to masturbate. - Did you fuck her? Was she a good fuck?
Fuck can also be a vulgar and very informal way to say to have sex. It can also be used to refer to whether the sex was good or not. - Fuck no / fuck yeah.
You add fuck in front of no or yes when you want to add emphasis to it. - Fuck me.
While fuck me can be said when you’re having sex (most often by the girl, but not always), you will more commonly hear it being said in the context of feeling astonished or frustrated/upset at yourself. - Don’t fuck me over.
To fuck someone over means to do them an injustice. In other words, it can mean to take advantage of, ignore a promise you made to them (which gets them in some kind of trouble), or to deceive someone out of their money or possessions. - Are you fucking with me?
To fuck with someone means to joke with them. - Stop fucking around.
To fuck around means to not be doing anything serious, usually when there’s important work to be done. - He’s fucked.
To be fucked means that you are in a hopelessly bad situation that you’re unable to recover from. - He’s fucked up.
To be fucked up means to have taken way too many drugs (including alcohol) or to have gotten hurt badly (often from a fight).
To fuck up means to make a really bad mistake.
To fuck someone up means to hurt them badly. - That’s fucking stupid.
Fucking is commonly added before adjectives to add emphasis. - What a stupid fuck.
Fuck can also be used as a noun, but there is usually in adjective describing what type of fuck the person is. It is also used in a negative context. - I don’t give a fuck.
To not give a fuck means you couldn’t care less about something.
You can also say I don’t give a shit. - Fuck off.
Fuck off we’re closed
To fuck off is commonly used to tell someone to leave you or your stuff alone. - Where the fuck are we?
This is used when you are totally lost and have no idea where you are. - I don’t fucking know.
You can add the word fucking to verbs like know and care to add emphasis. This is used when you think it’s obvious that you don’t know or if someone has already asked you a bunch of times before. - Shut the fuck up.
Here, fuck is used to add emphasis to shut up, which means to stop talking or stop making noise. - Fuck up
A fuck up is a useless person who hasn’t done anything with his or her life. - Who the fuck are you?
When you add fuck to who are you, you are implying that the person is no one special and that they don’t belong here. - Abso-fucking-lutely, de-fucking-licious
You can also add fuck into the middle of words to add emphasis to them. - Oprah Fucking Winfrey
You can add fucking in between someone’s first and last name to emphasize that you’re talking about an awesome person. - Mother fucker, fuckface, fucktard, fuckstick. Offensive
Here are some various names you can call someone that have the word fuck in them. Mother fucker is considered to be one of the worst names you can call someone, as it means you have sex with your own mother.
Fuckface is another word for a cock sucker, except instead of sucking cock, the guy just fucks your mouth.
Fucktard comes from the word retard.
Fuckstick is another word for dildo (i.e. a stick that you fuck).
I have gotten good results with Damitol.
Behold the field in which I grow my fucks.
Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Fuck them British fuckers. Fuck that fucking Parliament. Fucking King George can go fuck himself.
Phooey