Fuck it all

[Sicks_Ate]

Piss on this fucking turd!

[not_what_you_d_expect]

Who the fuck has the fucking soap?

[Sicks_Ate]

@not_what_you_d_expect

Who the fuck has the fucking soap?

Fucking Ben Dover

[Dr.Strangelove]

@MikeG

I give it 3/5 Carlins.

Only 1/7 Carlins by my count. A “motherfucker” would have gotten it up to 2/7.

[Sicks_Ate]

@Dr.Strangelove

Only 1/7 Carlins by my count. A “motherfucker” would have gotten it up to 2/7.

Fucking noooooice.

[Two_Many_Cats]

Fick du!

Fuck you in the original German.

[Reindeer_Flotilla]

Curse those handsome devils!

[DrFidelius]

I apologize for my outburst of this morning.
I seem to have reached a permanent state of "a lot of shit is going on in my life right now. "

[Sicks_Ate]

@DrFidelius

I apologize for my outburst of this morning.
I seem to have reached a permanent state of "a lot of shit is going on in my life right now. "

It’s all good, bro; bring it in, bring it in.

[Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus]

@tricoteuse

I think the right medication would be great for DrFidelius. I recommend Fuckital.

I concur, because Dammitol or even Goddammitol would be like using a BB gun to bring down a mastodon.

[Sicks_Ate]

@Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus

I concur, because Dammitol or even Goddammitol would be like using a BB gun to bring down a mastodon.

I was on Goddammitol for a while. Side effects were killer. Usually left me with what felt an awful lot like a hangover, regret, and sense of self-loathing.

[DrFidelius]

@Sicks_Ate

I was on Goddammitol for a while. Side effects were killer. Usually left me with what felt an awful lot like a hangover, regret, and sense of self-loathing.

Gatorade used to taste like football games. Now it tastes like hangover and failure.

[Wilson]

A woman comes in to a grocery store on a Monday, and asks for some broccoli. The guy at the store says, “Sorry, we’re out of broccoli, we’ll get more on Thursday, come back then.” The woman goes away.
Same woman comes back in the next day, on Tuesday, asks for broccoli. The guy says, “l told you yesterday, we’re out of broccoli, we get more on Thursday, come back then.” The women goes away again.
Next day, on Wednesday, she’s there again, asks for broccoli. The guy is a bit annoyed.
He says, “Ma’am, can you spell dog, as in doghouse?” The woman looks at him for a bit and says “D-O-G.”
Next he says, “Can you spell cat, as in caterpillar?” The woman answers “C-A-T.”
The guy then says, “Can you spell fuck, as in broccoli?” The woman replies “There’s no fuck in broccoli!”

“Exactly!”

[Sicks_Ate]

@Wilson

A woman comes in to a grocery store on a Monday, and asks for some broccoli. The guy at the store says, “Sorry, we’re out of broccoli, we’ll get more on Thursday, come back then.” The woman goes away.
Same woman comes back in the next day, on Tuesday, asks for broccoli. The guy says, “l told you yesterday, we’re out of broccoli, we get more on Thursday, come back then.” The women goes away again.
Next day, on Wednesday, she’s there again, asks for broccoli. The guy is a bit annoyed.
He says, “Ma’am, can you spell dog, as in doghouse?” The woman looks at him for a bit and says “D-O-G.”
Next he says, “Can you spell cat, as in caterpillar?” The woman answers “C-A-T.”
The guy then says, “Can you spell fuck, as in broccoli?” The woman replies “There’s no fuck in broccoli!”

“Exactly!”

But, has he got any fucking grapes?

[Beckdawrek]

@Knowed_Out

From Real Life English:

1. What The Fuck? (WTF)
   This is a common phrase that’s used when you are confused, irritated, or angry. It’s often abbreviated to “wtf.”
2. Fuck!
   Used to express anger or pain.
3. Fuck it.
   You say fuck it when you just don’t care anymore. It can also be used to admit defeat.
4. Holy fuck!
   Used to express surprise. You can also say “holy shit” or “holy fucking shit.”
5. Fuck you/him/her/that.
   Used to express anger, rage, hatred, or contempt with someone or something else.
6. Go fuck yourself.
   Used in similar situations as “fuck you,” “go fuck yourself,” is used to express anger, frustration, hatred, or contempt with someone else. “Go fuck yourself” literally means to masturbate.
7. Did you fuck her? Was she a good fuck?
   Fuck can also be a vulgar and very informal way to say to have sex. It can also be used to refer to whether the sex was good or not.
8. Fuck no / fuck yeah.
   You add fuck in front of no or yes when you want to add emphasis to it.
9. Fuck me.
   While fuck me can be said when you’re having sex (most often by the girl, but not always), you will more commonly hear it being said in the context of feeling astonished or frustrated/upset at yourself.
10. Don’t fuck me over.
    To fuck someone over means to do them an injustice. In other words, it can mean to take advantage of, ignore a promise you made to them (which gets them in some kind of trouble), or to deceive someone out of their money or possessions.
11. Are you fucking with me?
    To fuck with someone means to joke with them.
12. Stop fucking around.
    To fuck around means to not be doing anything serious, usually when there’s important work to be done.
13. He’s fucked.
    To be fucked means that you are in a hopelessly bad situation that you’re unable to recover from.
14. He’s fucked up.
    To be fucked up means to have taken way too many drugs (including alcohol) or to have gotten hurt badly (often from a fight).
    To fuck up means to make a really bad mistake.
    To fuck someone up means to hurt them badly.
15. That’s fucking stupid.
    Fucking is commonly added before adjectives to add emphasis.
16. What a stupid fuck.
    Fuck can also be used as a noun, but there is usually in adjective describing what type of fuck the person is. It is also used in a negative context.
17. I don’t give a fuck.
    To not give a fuck means you couldn’t care less about something.
    You can also say I don’t give a shit.
18. Fuck off.
    Fuck off we’re closed
    To fuck off is commonly used to tell someone to leave you or your stuff alone.
19. Where the fuck are we?
    This is used when you are totally lost and have no idea where you are.
20. I don’t fucking know.
    You can add the word fucking to verbs like know and care to add emphasis. This is used when you think it’s obvious that you don’t know or if someone has already asked you a bunch of times before.
21. Shut the fuck up.
    Here, fuck is used to add emphasis to shut up, which means to stop talking or stop making noise.
22. Fuck up
    A fuck up is a useless person who hasn’t done anything with his or her life.
23. Who the fuck are you?
    When you add fuck to who are you, you are implying that the person is no one special and that they don’t belong here.
24. Abso-fucking-lutely, de-fucking-licious
    You can also add fuck into the middle of words to add emphasis to them.
25. Oprah Fucking Winfrey
    You can add fucking in between someone’s first and last name to emphasize that you’re talking about an awesome person.
26. Mother fucker, fuckface, fucktard, fuckstick. Offensive
    Here are some various names you can call someone that have the word fuck in them. Mother fucker is considered to be one of the worst names you can call someone, as it means you have sex with your own mother.
    Fuckface is another word for a cock sucker, except instead of sucking cock, the guy just fucks your mouth.
    Fucktard comes from the word retard.
    Fuckstick is another word for dildo (i.e. a stick that you fuck).

That’s really a nice comprehensive list you have there. Would you mind if I printed it off? That may come in handy for future reference
ETA, I just read your link. I still need the list…

[septimus]

There were times I once found myself in partial agreement with OP, but I’ve mellowed in late middle age!

@Jasmine

Setting a new record with five F-bombs in an eleven word sentence! LOL

I wouldn’t notify the Guiness Book of Records just yet.

[Kobal2]

… the fuck ?

[Budget_Player_Cadet]

fucking

cosigned

[Jackmannii]

On the bright side, my colleague the Murmuring Dickhead isn’t here this week.

But the Israeli Vulture is.

So fuck that.

[asahi]

This thread was fucked from the start.