Fuck it

The BBQ Pit
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Are we really a hive mind??? That would explain the buzzing between my ears and the fact that I haven’t had an original thought in about a year!

When I was a Str8 Dope lurker I had the most brilliant, unassailable thoughts, but as soon as I became a member I came upon thread after thread where someone else had preceded me with my thoughts only better organized and more felicitously expressed. Soon I found myself bouncing back and forth between opposing opinions. No one was wrong, everyone was right.

Symptoms of Hive Mind?

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No, we’re not a hive mind, but it’s quite common for flouncy uptight newbies to include that accusation in their parting words.

143

Don’t you recall another recent nuisance that used the same accusation?

144

Wildfire? I miss him.

Very… unique.

Very un-hive.

145

I’m a bit late to this party, I know, but I can’t say I’m sorry to see SBSO go. He just rubbed me the wrong way (figuratively, we never actually had contact I felt the nedd to cut the smutty snarkers (or snarky smutters) off at the pass)

146

The unkindest cut of all.

147

Is the SHOP small or is the owner small? :eek: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Mange, have you no empathy for someone to whom this might be a medical condition and for which you should offer forebearance and understanding?

You’re going to implode in it, I predict.

149

Being a flouncy uptight newbie is a medical condition now? Talk about overdiagnosis.

Oh, and I’m going to implode in what? Empathy? Custard?

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Honey.

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Oh, come on now guys, let’s just fess up. We are so a hive mind. I pride myself on that fact. It’s how I introduce myself, “Hi. I’m shamrock and I’m part of a hive mind”. I was going to have t-shirts made up and everything (jackals wearing bee costumes for the design).

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Can I order one?

153

I think every one of us was thinking the same thing.

154

Now I want to make a WoW character with that name.

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Maybe something like this?

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Sure! I’m working out the final design now. However, I have to wait to have them printed until I receive this check I am waiting for from Nigeria…

157

That line never gets old. :smiley:

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It seems his request was granted.

159

Interesting. The OP was his last post, and his guest membership was up in a few days. Wonder what he did?

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I think that he was a previous poster whos subscription ran out recently .
Some of his postings were obviously made pissed up (Im not pointing any fingers ,Im no innocent myself) and the not long left poster did the same.
The taunt about" are you more intelligent then a sock" and the completely unnatural personality reinforce my impression.