Fuck Jersey shore...

Hopefully that proves that I’ve never watched the show. How I know about Snooki and The Situation remains a mystery to me.

I must be the only one in the world who thinks that Snooki and Jwoww are hot. I do! I admit it! To hell with the rest of you!

Not to be confused with Jersey Shore which, strangely, is nowhere near the Jersey Shore.

CMC fnord!

JWOWW is pretty hot until her mouth opens and sound comes out. Snooki is a little too RPG for my tastes.

RPG?

I had to go to Urban Dictionary for this one:

Rape Prevention Goggles?

Rough Pussy Grind?

#23- “something you don’t want to be on the other end of”?

Raunchy Pussies Group? (probably that one)
Whatever…I think she’s fine. At least she and Jwoww admit to not being Italian.

This. The *Newark Star-Ledger *covered the show’s casting early on, and found – lo and behold! – that only two of the cast members were from New Jersey.

Heh! I got to see Snookie live this past weekend.

 For some unknown reason she was a guest at the Arnold Fitness Classic in Columbus Ohio. 

I thought it was hilarious. In a place full of body builders, fencers, martial artists and aspiring and professional fitness types, here was this goofy fame whore who wouldn’t know a workout if someone threw a dumbbell at her head! :stuck_out_tongue:

Hmmmm. I still don’t know what RPG means. mssmith537, can you enlighten us?

The only girl on that show that is remotely attractive is Sammi. To me anyway, she has kind of that cheerleader, girl next door look. Jwowowow has a 40 year old face on a 20 year old plastic body. Snooki --really, Snooki is the nickname you go by?-- looks like [something so un-PC, I’m not even going to say it here]

and FWIW, I don’t have cable, have never seen the show, and my opinions come solely from what I’ve read online or heard from others. The Huffington Post does claim there are some nude photos of Snooki floating around the tubes. And so help me Jeezebus, when I get home from work I’m going to go try and find them.

ETA: Holy crap… there is a web site nakedSnooki dot com – I have not visited this site but I assume it is NSFW

A lot of folks in my neighborhood spent their summers or summer weekends in Wildwood. One of them posted as her facebook status a while ago, “Jersey Shore makes Growing Up Gotti look like Masterpiece Theater.”

When I was first married my in-laws had a charming little house a block in from the beach at Long Beach Island. It wasn’t fancy. It was a beach house. By the time they were ready to sell it those houses were pretty quickly being replaced by the beach house version of “McMansions”. The neighborhood was really changing. I haven’t been there in 4 or 5 years.

I haven’t seen the show, but I know enough about it to know that, with all respect due NinjaChick, New York doesn’t want 'em either.

A Rolly Polly Girl.

I don’t think it’s an expression in common usage. A friend of mine coined it a few years back and it sort of stuck.

I don’t know if it’s also because they have a body type that resemples a RPG-7 warhead.

RePuGnant?

Paul Simon? RPLBFG (Roly Poly Little Bat Faced Girl).

AFAIK, I don’t think they ever claimed it was a show about New Jerseyians, but about New Yorkers who go to spend their summers at the Jersey shore. It grew out of MTV’s “I have a Summer Share” episode of True Life. I mean, hell, the cast all explains where they’re from in the first episode.

The show doesn’t actually have anything to do with Billy Idol…does it? I scoured the Wiki link for a reference to him, and…nothing. I…don’t get the reference.

No, you are right. On the show they are always gesturing with a “fist pump”. Billy’s video for **Rebel yell **is chock full of him fist pumping and throwing jabs at the camera.