I love it–it is a perfect storm of pop-culture early-summer idiocy! Somewhere Anna Nicole Smith is smiling. In a week of Chinese dissidents, early election woes, Occupy protests and the usual Middle East crisis, I need my Tan Mom/Snoopy feuds.
Indeed, can you remember any stupider stories? Surely there is a Tan Mom/Snooki/Snoopy moment once a year or so, like an evanescent bubble of TMZ-fueled moronity.
Two people who are so “famous” that nobody knows them by their Christian names. At least people know Snooki’s nickname!
I hope Hilary Clinton is being called back from China to mediate between Tan Mom and Snooki, and that the Obama and Romney camps are both going to weigh in with their opinions.
Also, France is electing a new President, and London a new mayor: doubtless the Tan Mom/Snooki hostilities will have international repercussions.
Wow. I’d love to see the footage of that exchange. It really doesn’t get much more trash-tastic than that.
I can’t wait for Tan Mom to peel off her leathery skin to reveal that she’s really someone like Jane Wyman or Donna Reed. A nice, normal mother with appropriately-pigmented skin and hair who isn’t a skank.
And Snooki is actually Peter Dinklage, in his most amazing role yet!
I would like to use this thread as an opportunity to confess: I just finished watching the first three seasons of Jersey Shore. What in the world is the deal with Sammi and Ronnie?
It’s hard to decide which woman is uglier 
What is the average IQ of the cast of “Jersey Shore”?
THey don’t seem to bright.
Your right.
You will enjoy The Jersey Shore as read by the cast of The Importance of Being Earnest, then (there are five parts, all hilarious): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0
… said the pot.
Snooki tweeted a picture without makeup a little while ago. It made it to a lot of the usual websites. She was actually pretty cute.
Hate to admit it, I’m with Snooki on this one. She is playing a role on tv and getting paid well for it. Tan Mom is just a freak.
I just GISed pictures of Tan Mom. Had no idea what she looked like.
Snooki is a freaking goddess in comparison!
I see what you did there.
Well played.
That’s excellent.
"Her skin is all dried and leathery, like a… a…
Love the Wilde version of The Shore! I like movie version on youtube too, starring Mila Kunis as Snooki. “The only thing they love more than ham is the duck phone!”
I’ve never seen The Jersey Shore, but I’ve heard enough about it to get a kick out of this interpretation - cracked me up!
Missed the edit window–the link for “Jersey Shore: The Movie” may be NSFW for some.