Snooki Polizzi from Jersey Shore is going to be inside the ball they drop at Times Square this New Year’s Eve, apparently
drop it fast enough and Snooki can get smoosh-smoosh.
Please be specific. She will drop in a ball, not the ball.
The traditional Waterford crystal will slide down the pole atop One Times Square without any additional grease.
I feel bad for the schmuck who has to clean out the ball afterwards. Yuck!
I was so much happier before I knew who this “Snooki” person was.
I’d be curious to know if any Dopers are going to be participating in the Situation’s attempt to break the world fist-pumping record.
Now all we need is for the Jolly Green Giant to come striding up with a nine iron.
Just out of curiosity - the article linked to in the OP says that this “Snooki” person is “pint-sized”. Is she really exceptionally tiny?
ETA: As a good Doper, I decided to do my own legwork.
Jersey Shore’s Snooki Is 110 Pounds (49 kg) 4’9” / 149 cm, and I think that in the photo accompanying the information she has too much make-up.
ETA2: Holy smokes! If that is also here in the second picture at the bottom of the page (pulling laundry bags in a laundromat), then she needs to shoot the paparazzo that took the second one. Not flattering at all.
She has described herself as “a porky little Ewok.”
If this can’t kill off Snooki, maybe this can finally kill off the dessicated husk that remains of MTV.
My, how the mighty have fallen.
and then sank to NJ.
She’s cute, but would look way hotter if she got rid of 3 lbs of makeup, lose the 2 lbs of spray on tanning, and god what the hell is up with those sunglasses?
Oh right. Jersey Shore. blegh.
Is there any identifiable reason this person is semi-famous? (I’ve never seen a single episode of Jersey Shore)
The poor Ewoks! They don’t deserve to be compared to… her. :dubious: :eek:
No, that’s just what she looks like.
God, I can’t believe I know who these people are. I believe the Paper of Record called her a “turnip”.
She’s on a popular TV show. That will generally make someone famous.
She looks kinda hot in the first photo. I would run, not walk from the second photo. What the hell is with chicks and horrendous sunglasses? Who the hell got the huge sunglass look going, anyway?
Probably some else who’s famous for no good reason.
Spending all my free time yelling at kids to get off my lawn has finally paid off. I have no idea who this person is.
Lucky you.
**Update:
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Sounds like it is canceled.