KAZAA! You pathetic turdling of a program! You crash on me on an average of once per day, often twice, three or even four million times per day. You install Bonzi Buddy on my computer, a ridiculous-looking program that looks like Grape Ape, and that I NEVER FUCKING USE.
As if that wern’t bad enough, you rountinely give me pop-up ads, forcing me to gaze upon shudder Microsoft Internet Explorer, a browser even Jeff K wouldn’t use on the grounds that it sucks Cthulhu’s fat hard six foot cock too damn hard. (In case you wonder, I use Opera, the same browser God Himself uses)
And these ads often interrupt my Hanson or Goatse.cx techno (yes, goatse.cx techno, such a thing exists) with sound. “Play a game! Win some Money!” SHUT THE MOTHER FUCK UP! I do not like having “Bye Bye Bye” be interrupted by some bullshit ad telling me to invest in Enron stock.
Your pop-up ads could seriously not be any more evil if they created a folder called “plans to destroy the Capitol”, filled it with kiddie porn, and placed in an anonymous tip to the FBI. They sometimes open larger than your computer screen, so you can’t close them out. Clicking on them on the taskbar just brings up an error message saying “Please close out this ad” WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M TRYING TO DO? STAND ON MY HEAD AND FART THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER?
Kazaa, you are seriously a crappy program. You don’t let me sort by filename, half my searches come up Remotely Queer, and you are just overall a worthless, flea-bitten program surely released by some terrorist group, in order to bring anger to America. Congratulations. I feel more hatred for you than I ever did for Timothy McVeigh. Kazaa, you are not scum. You are below scum. You are below the sweaty ballbag of a rattlesnake.
“Bye Bye Bye” ! :eek:
Assuming you’re serious about your listening preferences here, I’d say you have WAY more serious problems than some pesky pop-ups.
My only problem with the program is that my roommate has it. See, we’re on a cable modem. We each have our own IP. We each pay an equal share of the bill. However, when he turns on kazaa, my connection goes from a lightning-fast click-and-you’re-there to tin-can-and-string speed. I do not pay for a cable modem so I can watch pages load at 75b/s. I pay for a cable modem so I can watch pages load at over a thousand times that fast! But I don’t get it. And while he’s a nice guy, he insists that, since he splits the bill with me, he should be able to do what he wants online. Nice theory, if it worked both ways!!!
Though it’s not -just- kazaa’s fault. Any file sharing program does it. Grrr…
Don’t waste your time with Bearshare, Morpheus, Limewire, or any other gnutella clone. Anyone using those has clearly never used anything else, because ANYTHING is better.
Both of those programs can be removed from your computer without hurting the Kazaa functionality.
For B3D, remove the directory it was installed in and remove references to it in the registry.
For Cydoor, you’ll have to replace the ‘CD_Clint.dll’, along with removing some other files and removing references to Cydoor in the registry.
For Cydoor removal instructions and downloading the replacement dll you can go here.
Standard Disclaimer: If you do not know how to work with the registry on your computer, don’t fuck with it. Have someone that knows do it for you.
red_dragon60, the new Morpheous (since Kazaa booted them off of their network) sucks big time. Morpheous is what I’ve always used. When they changed, I switched to Kazaa.
jazzmine, that’s a link for removing the kazaa adware. It’s meant as a guide for morpheus users who lost their baby and moved to kazaa who need to eliminate spies.
