I have to go to a convention next week to Atlantic City. One of the speakers/entertainers is the Amazing Kreskin. My boss is sort of hinting that we should go together to see him. If I don’t go he will act like I let him down. Fuck that, Fuck him, I’m not going to sit around and listen to some old flim flam codger when I could be out getting smashed and gambling. :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
LOL…triple points for a great thread title, and for the desire to get smashed and gamble which overrides your need to impress the boss.
Fuck him is right! Please actually speak the last line you wrote in the OP to your boss and report the results back here.
::does the blackjack dealer hand wave thing::
Good Luck!
Then your boss will have a choice… the Amazing Kreskin or the Amazing Foreskin.
Oh, go. Shout out how he does his tricks as he does them. It’ll be great fun and fighting ignorance rolled into one.
Kreskin knew you were gonna say that…
Tell your boss you hate magic because as a child your parents were killed by a Evil Wizard and only you survived, with a scar. If he asks to see the scar, take off your pants. He should stop you by then.
If he doesn’t stop you, RUN.
Just stopped in because the thread title has “assmonkey” in it. Classic. Makes me LOL everytime I read the damn word.
I’d love to see a steel-cage death match between Kreskin and James Randi.
Seriously, after Kreskin pulled this stunt any slight respect I may have had for him as an entertainer went right out the window.
Art Bell banned him from his radio show after this stunt (scroll down to get real audio file). When Art Bell thinks you are a phony, you know you are in trouble.
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Tell your boss to pick a two digit number ( both numbers odd but not the same number) (between 10-50) and if he gets its right (35) you will go.
“Pin Laden”… Heh heh