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Karma is a bitch.
A wiener dog named Karma.
Cute. I like it
I think it’s a better name for a cat. If I get another cat…. I hope I remember.
My Dachshunds will eat live critters, dried up horseshit and they once tried a lizard.
But they got standards. Like future lizards, they would take a hard pass on that thing.
I couldn’t spell chihuahua, so I went with an easier one.
This was a ploy to escape testifying in front of congress. No karma involved at all.
I had a cockatiel named Karma once. Last anyone saw her she was flying off to sea after escaping a forgotten skylight.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported to DC-area hospital after allergic reaction
Maybe she was exposed to the Truth.
I’m sorry you lost your pet bird, but I’m quite sure this is the first time I’ve read about a cockatiel flying off to sea. Made me smile.
Glad it wasn’t flying to South Dakota when Kristi was running the show.
If it ends up being fatal, I would accept “winner” (implied “!”) dog.
[ yes, I know it’s been reported to be an allergic reaction, but I’m playing with the spelling game above ]

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported to DC-area hospital after allergic reaction
https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital
Maybe she was exposed to the Truth.
Oh noes! Heaven forfend! Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers!
You’d think she’d be used to her lip filler injections by now. Maybe she’s on a new formulation.
It’s the lip filler that is now allergic to Noem.
Oh to be the physician who gets to has to gaze at her unvarnished visage.
In this case, that’s flattery
As someone who has twice wound up in the ER due to allergic reactions I normally have an abundance of sympathy for someone so afflicted.
This case is an exception.