Yeah, it’s a lame rant. But I just want to be on record in saying that I’m sick of grabbing for the remote to change the channel every time that douche bag hipster Santa and the porno elves come on to flog Fiats.
Told you it was lame. But at least I haven’t mentioned you know who.
But wait, have you seen the hipster nativity? It’s just as gag-worthy. You’re welcome.
Too hot for the North Pizzle.
So Santa is shilling Fiats. You would miss out on porno elves?
There is just something pathetic about Santa entering mid-life crisis.
Heh, I knew what this was going to be about when I opened the thread.
What’s with the trend of advertisers turning Santa into an asshole? There’s the Fiat adverts, then the ones where the kids visit Santa at the North Pole and discover that all their gifts are being delivered by FedEx.
Oh, and on another subject, don’t think I haven’t noticed that the Most Interesting Man in the World is suddenly a completely different guy.
In fairness, the reigning World’s Most Interesting Man retired (although to me that sounds like he’s dead…but whatever). So I guess the second most interesting man is now the most interesting man…? :dubious:
Donny Osmond?
Voldemort?
Frank Stallone?
What? None of the men have ultra-long beards? That hipster nativity is like, so last year!!
Beetlejiuice?
Of course Santa Claus is a pot-head … jolly old guy with pet reindeer … he was hip before it was hip to be hip …
Bloody Mary?
Hastur ?
WHAT!?
LOL, love that song…
Randy Quaid ain’t nobody’s doormat.
Jesus?
Martin Gardner once pointed out that if you could find the least interesting person in the world, they’d instantly become the most interesting.