My friends and I discussing the Eagles-Vikings game is NOT an invitation for you to turn around, butt in and tell us you are a Redskins fans and how much the Eagles suck. Especially in Pennsylvania.
Of course, when we point how bad your team has been for lets say the past 10 years, you of course have to rip out the “how many Super Bowls has your team won?” argument. That works with Giants fans who won one recently, and Cowboys fans, because they won so many, but the Skins haven’t won anything since . . . . . 1994?
Then you called the Eagles “pussies” because their game was moved from Sunday to Tuesday because of the snow. This from a fan of a team from a city that completely shuts down if there are flurries. Yes, the Eagles are pussies because they didn’t want to out the safety and well being of their fans in danger in the middle of a blizzard.
Trying to make nicey nice, and frankly, hoping you would go away, I joke that we were happy to lend you Donovan McNabb. Your brilliant reply? “2 years ago you Eagles fans would be sucking Donovan McNabb’s dick!”. At that point, I could tell clearly you were a moron, so thats when I really was tiring of speaking to you, but you repeated your Donovan McNabb comment again.
So, let’s tally this up: You interrupt our conversation, we are in Pennsylvania and you rip the Eagles, you roll out the “Super Bowl” argument, then cap things off by saying every single Eagles fan would be willing to perform an act of oral gratification on a quarterback.
I’m not getting into an argument with you, and I know you think your a tough guy at a Metalcore concert with your tattoos and pierced nose, but Im not getting into a fistfight with a redneck retard before the concert even starts. And I sure as hell am not getting into a fistfight over something as stupid as football.
Note, how you are here at the concert, BY YOURSELF.
Maybe you would actually have a friend (and you can’t possibly have a girlfriend, because you look like an ugly warthog with that stupid nose piercing) if you would start off a conversation with “Hi. My name is Douche. How are you?” as opposed to calling complete strangers pussies and homosexuals just because you don’t like the team they root for. Fuck off, and have a shitty New Year, Redskins asshole.
Where I grew up in Pennsylvania, Eagles fans were pretty thin on the ground. Not much trash talking of Eagles fans there, though - that was reserved for the other teams of the AFC North.
The Eagles suck for being willing to sign disgusting excuse for a human being Michael Vick, and Philadelphia sports fans (all sports) are the worst fucking fans on the planet. Even worse than New York fans. What a bunch of assholes.
ON THE OTHER HAND, the Redskins have a mascot that is an obvious racial slur. What the fucking fuck.
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Even Connie Mack, the owner and manager of the American League Philadelphia team, when in his later years he wandered away from a taxi without leaving a gratuity:
The Eagles DO suck. I won’t, however bash them for signing Michael Vick – I’m a Steelers fan and I’d take Vick over Ben Rapistberger any day
And the Flyers…ugh. Just, ugh.
Nobody hates* their own sports teams more than Philly fans. Just make sure you’re a Philadelphian before you start ripping them. Everybody lives a little longer that way.
*Hate can instantly turn into love at any moment.
All of the owners are cheapskates, and all of the players are overpaid. They should fire every coach of every team in every sport, and anybody who thinks otherwise is a tard. Announcers don’t like players because they’re biased in favor of a different part of the country, except when they do like players because they want to suck their dick. And people who follow other teams are pussies.
Nah. For all their ferocious reputation, Eagles fans are pretty tame face to face. They only get violent when they’re liquored up, in groups, and can hide behind anonymity. Talking smack to them on the street is pretty safe.