Fuck people who bitch about "top posting" on public mailing lists

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All throughout public mailing lists on the Internet are annoying fucks who think it’s worth your time for you to read an entire e-mail about them bitching that they want you to put your reply after the content of the e-mail you are replying to, not before.

Well I have a message for all these people, and now that Google searches these forums they are probably going to see it:

Upgrade your brain to support nonlinear contextual cues you stupid fucking piece of shit who should do their ancestors a favor by cutting off your fucking balls. You must be seriously fucking retarded if you can’t comprehend my e-mail because I put my text - the text I intend for you to read, you fucking moron at the top of my e-mail.
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Get a life, you bottom-feeding scum sucking “dude”. And by the way, upgrade your 1990s-era e-mail client to one that supports HTML you simplistic fuck.
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Wikipedia on posting style.

Wow. 1997 called. They want their rant back. :wink:

Also, their method of communication.

Only douchebags use HTML in emails.

… and their x-called joke :slight_smile:

Oh, you mean, for example, every single person with a Gmail account who hasn’t changed the default settings?

That’s a lot of douchebags. My OP applies to you.

I am (IMO) such a linear thinker I cant even make a turn :slight_smile:

Yet, I have NEVER understood this don’t top post business, even back in the day when all we got to look at was pages of ones and zero’s

I guess the OP and I will first against the wall when the revolution comes.

It’s not too hard to figure out where the reply is. I’ve never had anyone complain but I’d be equally annoyed if they did. The worst is in a forum PM when they put their reply inside of the quote that contains the whole conversation you’ve been having for a few days.

I agree!

I don’t like HTML e-mails either. If all you have to say is words, then all you need is plain-text. I don’t need to see colors and fonts and shit. I guess it’s alright if you want to embed pictures, but usually that’s only done in those stupid ass chain letters about how great life and god are.

But I agree with the original poster about top posting; what’s the problem? I had someone tell me that on a FreeBSD mailing list. He was helping me out with a problem I had so I went with it. Otherwise, I would have told him to get over it. On the other hand, I don’t like when it’s done in forums. It looks like the person is writing some independent message, and then is replying to someone else but forgot the reply.

Send your reply as a .jpg attachment. They should love that.

YOU (and the woman who does this to me all time) WILL DIE!

What does it take convert something that starts out as a 3-row, 2-column Word table to a jpeg, which of course can’t be opened without some kind of viewer or saving and inserting into Word or something?

Why do you do this, just why, I ask.

I hate top posters too. Sorry.

You DO?!

Sorry, I’m bored and have nothing better to do.

Then configure your e-mail client to strip HTML, or write a script to do it yourself. Why should I cater to your eccentricities?

Pity the poor folks who try to read daily digests rather than loose mail mailing lists. Every digest is full of people posing, quoting a bit of the message they’re replying to, and leaving the rest at the bottom of their message. Then someone replies and quotes a bit, leaving both messages intact underneath their post. Then someone else, and on and on.

It’s frustrating because every digest forces me to read the last several digests too. So fuck the selfish assholes who can’t be bothered to clean up their messages.

Your problem is that you read e-mail in digest form. It’s an inherently broken format. See a doctor.

It’s a mailing list that’s been around since 1991 and still serves a vital purpose. See a historian. Not everything is appropriate for message board-type operations.

But anyway, I don’t read it anymore. It’s too fucking hard to read from all the ignorant, selfish, unthinking idiots (pick one or all) who top post.

And why should I cater to yours?

(Since it’s the Pit, should I toss in an explictive? Fuck!)

On my planet we don’t even know what this thread is about.

Some people get upset when replies are placed above the message they respond to in email.